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Carter went into the kitchen for a milkshake.

Jun and Emile were already there, the former sitting on the counter with his leg propped against the back of a chair, eating from a bowl of – something – while Emile sat straddling a chair, arms crossed on its back, disinterested in his own untouched bowl of – something – on the table (although whether it remained untouched because he would have had to remove his helmet first, or because Jun cooked it, was a mystery. Quite possibly both).

“Jun, Emile.” Carter greeted as he opened the fridge.

Jun grinned largely at Emile, “Maybe we should ask Carter.”

“Ask me what?”

“Noble Two or Black Two. Who has the best ass?” Emile tipped his helmet at Carter.

Carter's nearly impenetrable lineface was briefly ghosted with confusion and – was that embarrassment? “That's not an appropriate question.”

“Oh come on, it's just friendly discussion!” Jun continued, “We're not actually going to go grabbing anyone's tush or anything.”

“I say Kat's got the better ass.” Emile said.

Carter colored, if only slightly, and if only because he agreed but wasn't about to admit it. Goes about making his milkshake, so non-chalont. “I think those are comments we'd be best keeping to ourselves.”

And then Kat entered the kitchen.

A decided chill fell over the room. Carter's stirring became somewhat stilted. Jun was trying not to laugh.

Emile piped up, “Hey Kat, Me Jun or Carter, who's got the best ass?”

Kat popped the top on the soda she'd taken from the fridge, and then gave Carter a beautifully solid smack on the cheek. Yes, THAT cheek. Carter linefaced even harder.

“Noble One, of course. Now stop talking about my ass.”

And, thrown over her shoulder as she left the room,

“which we all know is better than Two's.”

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

I approve of this story.

[blacktwo.livejournal.com]

I don't.

You are never going to be Two's beard with that opinion, Emile.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

H-hey, that was purely for the sake of trying to get Carter and Kat together, okay.