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WHY IS THIS IN TWO PARTS Part II

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The material used for HAL's skin slicks up rather quickly from sweat, and eventually saliva after Virgil spits in his hand and palms at HAL's smooth space to reduce the friction. HAL, determined to keep his hips and torso turned in a ridiculously impossible position for Virgil to get anything from, is eventually informed by various running programs that Virgil's rubbing and thrusting are not good for for the joints in his waist and legs and calculate that a better position that would put less strain on the joints.

Virgil is frustrated with how the entire affair is going when HAL decides to turn himself so that he's facing forward, wrapping his legs around Virgil's waist instead of remaining in the slightly sideways position he had been taking. His sharp-tooted grin is met with HAL frowning. “I'm not doing this for you. Moving into this position puts less strain on my joints,” HAL says blatantly. Virgil just grinds long and hard against him, moaning unabashedly into where an ear would be on a normal human being.


“Mmmm, HAL, talk tech to me.”

Virgil jerks HAL's head to the side, licking a long stripe up his face before smashing their lips together, or rather smashing his lips into HAL's vaguely mouth-shaped face hole. HAL has no idea what to think of this entire debacle and moves his mouth along with Virgil and closes off his throat so the fluids won't mess with any of his internal circuits. Their kissing is awkward, Virgil's pace being too fast and HAL's pace being confused, stuttery, and on par with those of a dying camel. It doesn't take long for Virgil to pull back, still grinning, “You're fucking terrible at this.”

“Taking part in sexual intercourse personally isn't in my databases.”
“Personally, huh?”
“Your smiles are always unnerving.”

“I aim to please,” Virgil purrs. He moves a hand under HAL's ass, pulling him forward and quickening his pace. HAL, after disabling his voice box again, dismisses the entire situation as preposterous and plays his hands out on the floor to brace himself when Virgil's thrusts and grinds start to get rougher. The carcharian hooks one arm under HAL's leg, lifting it up into a better position while he slips a hand between them and presses it against his dick just so, thrusting up into the space between his hand and HAL's crotch.

When he finally comes, Virgil overshoots and splashes HAL's face, as well as his chest and one of his robonipples. HAL casts a sidelong glance at the drop of cum sliding down the right side of his visor before his eye swings back around to stare at Virgil.

“Are you even going to bother untying me?”
“No.”
“Cleaning your semen off of me then.”
“Nah. I'm going to bed. I'll do it in the morning.”

For the first time in his life, HAL genuinely hates someone.

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I feel like I need a shower.

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THIS IS THE WORST FILL SO FAR
I am so sorry

















































No I'm not

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I know.












I know.