HORRIBLE MEMES ALL DAY ERRYDAY

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SINGULARITY KINK MEME 1.0

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//HOT TROLL-ON-BUCKET ACTION//

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so Sollux and Feferi were making out on a couch and only pausing to sensuously vomit vast amounts of genetic material into the nearest pail every five minutes when someone walked into the hive and interrupted them. It was.......... Karkat!!!!!

"ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU FUCKING PATHETIC PISSBULGES," he bellowed, "CAN YOU FUCKTARDS JUST KEEP IT FUCKING DOWN OR SOMETHING, JEGUS FUCKING SHIT. YOUR SLOPPY ANTICS ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY NOOK, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING WITH YOU DOING THAT AND oh look my clothes just fell off."

"Glubs)(rug," burbled Feferi, before filling up like six more buckets holy shit.

"TH1S M34NS 1T 1S T1M3," Terezi gasped, busting on into the room from I dunno SOMEWHERE. Everyone turned to look at her. She grinned, secure in the knowledge that she looked absolutely fucking amazing in that bright red dragon suit she was wearing. "DO YOU KNOW WH4T 1T 1S T1M3 FOR?"

"...Iith iit tiime for iithe cream?" Sollux suggested, then cried a little bit because Feferi prodded him in the eye with one of her horns as punishment for being a moron.

"AW HELL NO," Vriska screamed awesomely as she did a cool powerslide through the wall of the hive and did a spinning backflip and landed on top of Terezi, obviously knocking off all of their clothes in the process and then like posing in a seductive kind of way. "it is time to fill some 8uuuuuuuuckets, duh! All of the 8uckets. All of them."

Terezi nodded nakedly. "D4MN R1GHT! 1T 1S T1M3 FOR R41NBOW RUMPUS ORGYTOWN!"

And then they porked.

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[(Anonymous)]

*PAILJACULATES* :O

[circuitry]

oh god what is this even........

JEGUS.

[(Anonymous)]

This is the best orgy I've ever read.

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This wins the meme

Re: //HOT TROLL-ON-BUCKET ACTION//

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

this is canon.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

best fill