THE MORNING AFTER MEME

[cohesions]

REVENGE OF THE MORNING AFTER MEME: THE AWKWARDENING



Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything goes so long as muns are cool with it.
4. ???!
5. Profit!

Comments

CT

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[lol good fucking luck]

wow fuck me how do i html

[nippledetective]

[ hghgfhhgh god what is this AWFUL HEADACHE

rolls over

well she's...cute but ]

Fuck.

it's difficult okay

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[Wait.

Wait. Someone is in her bed. Someone is in her bed and she's naked. Hope you didn't need those sheets, new friend!]

What the fuck are you doing here? Who the fuck are you?

[nippledetective]

Jesus!

[ He jumps a little, one hand flying to cover his junk, the other going up in defense. He's cringing all over, staring at her with utter alarm and hey what the fuck WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS HERE ]

Whoa -- Christ, lady, calm your shit! I should be asking you, because I've never seen you in my fucking life! Oh my -- oh my God, was this date rape? Did you spike my drink? Fuck!

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[Staring incredulously at him, totally not flicking her gaze down at his junk for a second as she pulls the sheets completely up to wrap around herself and her huge knockers.]

You think I---? I didn't spike your drink. [And oh shit headache where did you come from.] I've never seen you either. You just showed up in my---

[Quick glance around. Wait, this isn't her room.]

Did you fucking kidnap me? [Oh shit he must be with Hypatia or someone worse.] Who do you work for?

[nippledetective]

I didn't fucking kidnap you! Holy shit, you are looney tunes, sister, let me tell you that much!

I don't work for anybody, okay? I mean, not here, back in LA I worked for Perry van -- hey, fuck you, what am I telling you for? You're the one who kidnapped me, you crazy broad!

[ godddd WAY TO HOG THE SHEETS, CT, HE'S GETTING KINDA COLD HERE ]

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[Yeah, so these sheets aren't super thick and she is very aware of how cold he probably is if his chest is any indication. She tries to get her panic under control but she's still in an unknown location with an unknown guy and they're both naked.]

I didn't kidnap you! Why would I want to kidnap you? [Don't question her logic!!] I don't. Where the hell are we?

[nippledetective]

Fuck, I don't know! You're crazy, for all I know!

[ He clutches at his head a little with his free hand because ow, headache. ]

Oh, shit -- what if someone kidnapped us both? Ugh. Great. This is just what I needed.

Trollolol

[sarcasticpelican]

[This pilot lady here who CT has obviously never met before is waking up with a groan. How much did she have to drink again? ]