THE MORNING AFTER MEME

[cohesions]

REVENGE OF THE MORNING AFTER MEME: THE AWKWARDENING



Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything goes so long as muns are cool with it.
4. ???!
5. Profit!

Comments

Cathy Barrett

[ranfromnormal]

[She may or may not be sprawled over whoever is also in bed.]

[justamobster]

[ She sprawls, he snuggles! It's actually kind of cute.

That is, until he wakes up, blinks, and realizes he's in bed with someone. ] ... Shit.

[ranfromnormal]

[Cathy hears that shit, and she'll raise you a don't care because she's comfy.]

Mornin'. What's wrong?

[Yeah, it hasn't hit her yet.]

[justamobster]

I-- did we--

[ Oh God, he can't remember last night. He can't remember last night. What did he do?! ]

Toby's gonna kill me.

[ranfromnormal]

[Toby?

Oh. Oh god, Toby.

Cathy's eyes widen and she draws the sheet up a bit higher.]

Well maybe.

I mean. It's possible we didn't...do anything. I mean I almost always sleep naked. So maybe just. Slept. Together. Just not that way. I'm sorry Ladon I usually remember these things.

[justamobster]

[ Naked?

Oh God she's naked. Oh God don't look down don't look down don't look down. ]

Well er. I er. D-don't.

[ No wonder he felt a draft. ]

[ranfromnormal]

[Of course she's naked. She ran around the station drunk on champagne probably before tumbling into bed.

...with Ladon, apparently.]

You don't...what?

[justamobster]

I wear p-p-pajamas.

[ With the meekness of an embarrassed five-year-old. The reality of the situation is slowly sinking in and he's getting more tempted to just curl up into a ball and hyperventilate. ]

[ranfromnormal]

[Whoa there, tiger, No hyperventilating okay. That's really not how she does things.]

Hey, hey, okay. Well. Maybe something happened to yours. Stained. They got lit on fire.

[It could happen. Cathy can't imagine herself getting so drunk that she couldn't remember the evening or how she ended up naked in bed with Ladon.

Or...maybe there was foul play afoot.]

This seems suspicious.

[justamobster]

Dunno. I just... [ He presses his palm against his forehead trying to think clearly. ] I don't-- Usually when I get so drunk I blank out, I ain't really in the kinda mood where anyone wants t'be 'round me. Or I wanna be 'round anyone else.

[ He's a grouchy drunk. Not a sleep-with-people drunk. ]

Y'think? This don't seem like a Hypatia thing.

[ranfromnormal]

[She shakes her head and sits up. The sheet slips but she grabs it back up again quickly.]

It could be. She obviously had a thing for studying human behavior and rituals.

Or it could be a spell. Someone could have gotten the jump on us, hexed us, tossed us naked in bed once they had what they wanted.

[justamobster]

[ Dot dot dot. ]

Y'really think someone'd do that?

[ranfromnormal]

Maybe. Can't say it's happened before but weird things happened all the time back home.

[She pauses a beat.]

Don't suppose you've seen your clothes anywhere have you? We should get dressed probably...