THE MORNING AFTER MEME

[cohesions]

REVENGE OF THE MORNING AFTER MEME: THE AWKWARDENING



Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything goes so long as muns are cool with it.
4. ???!
5. Profit!

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alec mcdowell }

[im_apimp]

[doesthemath]

[Have a mutant in bed, Alec. Wanda's stretched on her stomach, arm slung over his middle, and staaaarting to wake up.]

[im_apimp]

[he doesn't know who this is yet, but he's prone to snuggling. So he's not going to open his eyes and just curl up closer]

[doesthemath]

[That's just fine, actually. Wanda slowly drags herself to her side, closer and sighs.

...and then slowly realizes that something's wrong because she doesn't share a bed with anyone and doesn't remember taking anyone back to her place last night. Wanda opens her eyes with some trepidation, and it's with relief that she at least recognizes the face across from hers.]

Alec.

[She pokes his side gently.]

[im_apimp]

[he mumbles a bit, before opening one eye]

Wanda?

[doesthemath]

[He's awake. Great. Wanda nods.]

Alec, what are you doing here?

[im_apimp]

I ... don't know.

[he blinks both eyes open before looking around]

Huh.

[doesthemath]

[The better question might be why was she naked but well...this wasn't a bad thing except for the part where she didn't remember what led up to it.]

Do you remember--last night did we...?

[im_apimp]

[there is very little that Alec actually manages to forget, and usually it's because it's taken from him. Last night, however? Definitely a blank.]

I have no idea.

[and he doesn't sound happy about that.]

[doesthemath]

I don't even remember running into you and now...this.

Do you see our clothes anywhere? Maybe we should get dressed...

[im_apimp]

Uh ... yeah.

[and now he's glancing around for his clothes, turning his back to her so that he's not peeking]

[doesthemath]

[She looks over again, pausing.]

Are you sure you don't remember anything?

[im_apimp]

Believe me, that's not something I'd lie about.

[doesthemath]

It's just so strange and...unsettling...

[This, she says half to herself, before realizing what she might be implying.]

Of course you understand my objections are to the circumstances and not...

[And not you.]

[im_apimp]

[there's a pause, and Alec shakes it off.]

No, of course. And I agree. Memory loss like this usually doesn't happen to me.

all of the apologies in advance forever

[sniperbitch]

[ Is someone hungover? Someone is infinitely hungover, and wrapped around Alec like a clingy clinging thing, because hangover + anyone in O'Brien's bed has to equal Rookie, right?

Also he's mumbling about the sun being too fucking bright, J.D. make it go away, he'll totally suck you off later for it, pleeeeeaaaase. ]

[im_apimp]

[eventually he'll crack one eye open. And then jerk away a bit]

Whoa, dude. Personal space.

[sniperbitch]

[ INAPPROPRIATE CLINGING CONTINUES ]

St'p fuckin' squirming. Asshole.

[im_apimp]

Dude.

[and with that Alec is going to smack you. Hard.]

[sniperbitch]

[ Cue O'Brien squawking and falling right out of bed ]

What the fuck, J.D.--

[ Oh. Wait. Watch his face turn white, and then red, and then white again. ]

...









What the fuck oh my god

[im_apimp]

Yeah. My thoughts exactly.

sup alec

[revvedup]

[ somehow, max is still asleep. alec, you should probably let that continue for as long as possible, because whatever happens when she wakes up is sure to be ugly. ]

[im_apimp]

[he's getting that. He's going to try and slip out very, very quietly.]