THE MORNING AFTER MEME

[cohesions]

REVENGE OF THE MORNING AFTER MEME: THE AWKWARDENING



Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything goes so long as muns are cool with it.
4. ???!
5. Profit!

Comments

[supernova1006]

[He rolls over, buries his face in a shoulder and wonders what this solid thing next to him is.]

[chozobloodrites]

[She feels something solid hug close to her shoulder and attempts to shove it away. Not a cuddler, Jin.]

[supernova1006]

[He makes a small noise and finally opens his eyes. Hm. Is that a shoulder? And a neck and hair?]

Mmffmfmm?

[chozobloodrites]

[Wait. Noise. Body heat. Signs of another person.

Sloppy, Aran. Reeeeal sloppy.]

Hng. Jin?

[supernova1006]

Wh...

[Okay, coming properly awake now. Bed. Samus. They are in bed together.]

[Oh stars.]

S...Samus... Oh stars, I--what--what are we doing here?

[chozobloodrites]

... That question should be answered soon.

[And she looks down under the sheets.

Well, she's down to her bra but there's definitely pants on too.]

You are clothed?

[supernova1006]

[He looks down at himself.] Yeah, I--

...

What the heck happened?

[chozobloodrites]

I don't know. This doesn't happen to me.

[She grabs her head and strains to remember.]

I recall ... alcohol of some kind. And then I bet that I could blow fire better than you.

Results are foggy.

[supernova1006]

[He clutches at his face.] But I can't get drunk! I can't get anything! Oh stars, I don't remember--you don't think we--we couldn't have--right?

[chozobloodrites]

I sincerely hope not. It would be illegal in a few systems.

[supernova1006]

But we're clothed, so...so we must have just fallen asleep...

[chozobloodrites]

The technical definition of sexual relations can be-

...

Yes, we just fell asleep. That seems the best answer.

[supernova1006]

[He is tomato red and glowing.] We must have! I would never...I...