singularityderp | THE MORNING AFTER MEME

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THE MORNING AFTER MEME

REVENGE OF THE MORNING AFTER MEME: THE AWKWARDENING

Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything goes so long as muns are cool with it.
4. ???!
5. Profit!

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[Okay that ~~ass~~ wakes him up.]

[But one look at the human woman sprawled out in his bed, and he takes a quick scuttle -- yes, a scuttle -- backward.]

[Of course it wakes him up. But small victories like that only last so long as reality comes back into focus and you wake up to

... Oh that guy.]

You.

[he stares at her, looking vaguely like a space deer in the mako's headlights.]

I uh. I can... go.

[She looks around.]

Unless we invaded a home this is likely your place. Your leaving wouldn't make sense.

... But while we're in this situation, perhaps you can tell me your home system and galaxy finally.

...

Are you serious?

I don't joke.

... Very often. And not in this situation.

Do you always interrogate men you wake up with?

[Brb he's getting his pants on. ASAP.]

[And she catches herself staring at those hips.

Wait what.]

I could ask worse questions, but I doubt either of us would know the answers. These would be easier for you to answer.

Or should be.