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[rebuildscience]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...

MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! (Possibly by kisseltoe, who gives a crap that it's May.) CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

Garrus Vakarian

[thearchangel]

because Garrus getting awkward bar kisses should totally be A Thing.

[brbvirmire]

Hey, Garrus.

[Ashley leans over the bar, eyeing him with unusual interest.]

[thearchangel]

[He looks up, blinking.]

Huh?

[brbvirmire]

I was wondering, since you're with Shepard and all- do turians kiss?

[thearchangel]

Wi--

I'm not with Shepard.

[brbvirmire]

Really? I thought... Okay, but seriously, do they?

[thearchangel]

No. Apparently that was the other me. I'm not the man anyone thinks I am.

[BITTER MUCH?]

No. We don't.

[brbvirmire]

Yeah, I figured. You're missing out.

[Not only on sweet, sweet Shepard lovin', but also kissing is pretty nice too. At least for humans. It probably doesn't work so well without lips, but she's just drunk enough to get up, cross over to his side of the bar and plant one on him anyway. For laughs and/or inebriated xenocuriosity, you know.]

[thearchangel]

[DA FUQ]

[thearchangel]

[NO REALLY WHAT.]

[thearchangel]

[WHAT JUST HAPPENED.]

[thearchangel]

[DID THAT.]

[thearchangel]

[NO WAY.]

[thearchangel]

...

What just happened.

[brbvirmire]

[Yep. Definitely works better with lips.]

Thought you could use a demonstration.

[thearchangel]

I... uh.

I think it... works better with... lips.

[brbvirmire]

Definitely.

[Garrus, your reaction is so precious.]

Thought I broke you for a second, there.

[thearchangel]

[Humans don't kiss him okay.]

I... think you did. Sort of.

[brbvirmire]

Come on, I wasn't that bad.

[thearchangel]

I didn't say that.

[brbvirmire]

Really.

[Ashley. Ashley, what are you doing. You are drunk. :|]

[thearchangel]

I really didn't.

[brbvirmire]

Then what's wrong?

[thearchangel]

I... don't really know... how I'm supposed to respond, here.

[brbvirmire]

[She laughs and goes back to her seat.]

You know I was just messing with you, right?