the only excuse I'll ever have to use this icon

[rebuildscience]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...

MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! (Possibly by kisseltoe, who gives a crap that it's May.) CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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Chellbot

[rebuildscience]

[hope you like cold robolips]

Garrus Vakarian

[thearchangel]

Michael Altman

[reunified]

Legion

[cohesions]

Sideswipe

[stabbywheelfeet]

Tria (NPC)

[apothanasia]

Knock Out | human or bot

[scratchback]

Ashley

[brbvirmire]

 

Breakdown | begrudging human or begrudging bot

[hammerhanded]

[Because I play a giant robot and two teenage girls]

HUMAN IT IS

[hammerhanded]

[Breakdown is kissing Knock Out and is, for once, totally Not Okay With This. Mostly because he is human and only buzzed and still painfully aware of how fleshy he is. He tries to make a few protests, but that all come out as 'mmph'ing noises.]

Kanaya Maryam

[mcfussyfangs]

[I've done worse]

Eve ♥

[halfheartedcurse]

[why though.............]

[scratchback]

[ Knock Out doesn't have time for Breakdown's protests, human or no. He chooses to respond to his partners sounds of agitation by... shoving his tongue in his mouth. Yes, that is clearly the most appropriate response. Yep. ]

because Garrus getting awkward bar kisses should totally be A Thing.

[brbvirmire]

Hey, Garrus.

[Ashley leans over the bar, eyeing him with unusual interest.]

[thearchangel]

[He looks up, blinking.]

Huh?

[hammerhanded]

[No no no. Abort abort! DANGER BREAKDOWN ROBINSON!

Breakdown puts his hand on Knock Out's chest and fists the fabric of his shirt. He makes sure to wrinkle the shit out of it, just on the off chance that it makes K.O. stop.]

[brbvirmire]

I was wondering, since you're with Shepard and all- do turians kiss?

[thearchangel]

Wi--

I'm not with Shepard.

[brbvirmire]

Really? I thought... Okay, but seriously, do they?

[thearchangel]

No. Apparently that was the other me. I'm not the man anyone thinks I am.

[BITTER MUCH?]

No. We don't.

[brbvirmire]

Yeah, I figured. You're missing out.

[Not only on sweet, sweet Shepard lovin', but also kissing is pretty nice too. At least for humans. It probably doesn't work so well without lips, but she's just drunk enough to get up, cross over to his side of the bar and plant one on him anyway. For laughs and/or inebriated xenocuriosity, you know.]

[pariahdom]

[Are you sure about that]

[mcfussyfangs]

No.

[But the urge. It's there. DAMN THIS MUTATED MISTLETOE. DAMN YOU PLANT LIFE. WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED HER.]

[pariahdom]

Why not?

[C'mon, you know you want this.

a lot.

or something.

PLANT LIFE'S COOL THOUGH SHHH.]

[mcfussyfangs]

I would rather carve out my lungs with a trenching knife.

[She says, grabbing the collar bits of his stupid hipster scarf and pulling him closer.]

I don't even have any sort of feeling for you aside from Unadulterated Loathing.