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[rebuildscience]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...

MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! (Possibly by kisseltoe, who gives a crap that it's May.) CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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[pariahdom]

[Are you sure about that]

[mcfussyfangs]

No.

[But the urge. It's there. DAMN THIS MUTATED MISTLETOE. DAMN YOU PLANT LIFE. WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED HER.]

[pariahdom]

Why not?

[C'mon, you know you want this.

a lot.

or something.

PLANT LIFE'S COOL THOUGH SHHH.]

[mcfussyfangs]

I would rather carve out my lungs with a trenching knife.

[She says, grabbing the collar bits of his stupid hipster scarf and pulling him closer.]

I don't even have any sort of feeling for you aside from Unadulterated Loathing.

[pariahdom]

[Man, this certainly is a terrible situation that Eridan is in, whatever would he do to help himse---

EGGING ON TIME.]

Are you absolutely positive that's loathin', or somethin' even more?

[mcfussyfangs]

[Kanaya opens her mouth and pulls down the scarf and is seriously ready to bite down on his neck, but then kisses him instead.]

There is something wrong

[And again.]

Horribly, horribly wrong.

[Once more.]

You aren't even attractive to me on a basic physiological level.

[WHY DOES SHE KEEP KISSING HIM?]

[pariahdom]

[OH HES GETTING KISSED AND NOT HAVING HIS BLOOD SUCKED, that's a perk.]

I--

[Again]

Wh--

[again]

I'm okay with this!

[In fact, he's trying to kiss back? Which is really weird because normally he would just joke with her.]

[mcfussyfangs]

I am not okay with this!

[She gnashes her teeth at him and her kiss gets a little bitey. They may or may not be blood. She may or may not be licking it off his and her own lips.]

This is vile. You taste bitter and pathetic.

[pariahdom]

[Ow man. Teeth.

... This is kind of getting a little bit hot. I mean---]

... You don't taste too bad yourself.

[ERIDAN NO THAT'S NOT... WHAT ARE YOu DOING]

[mcfussyfangs]

[Kanaya pauses. She makes the most disgusted face in the world.

And then she punches him in the gut and backs away.]

I think I may be physically ill.