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FORCED HONESTY

MAGICAL ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY

Your character has just stepped in to one of the teleporters only to find that it's not a teleporter at all! It's an ELEVATOR which is like a teleporter, but not-- your grandparents probably used these at one point. To make matters worse it's an ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY.

○ COMMENT with your character
○ COMMENT other characters and start grilling them with questions they wouldn't answer truthfully under normal circumstances.
○ Abuse and beat the gift of truth like a rented mule
○ aww yiss

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So how do humans really mate?

[... he'd have to be human to fit in an elevator with her.]

I could demonstrate.

[... is all that she gets out of her mouth before the truth comes tumbling out.]

A lot of people will tell you that mating entails a dick going into a twat, but while that isn't necessarily false, it is unimaginative. We can use our fingers, our tongues, any part of our bodies, really-- men and men, and women and women can mate just fine without requiring cock.

...

I really have no idea what any of that means.

We make each other feel really good in our undergarments area.

[Please excuse him while he. Looks. There. Not on her -- so thank the All Spark for small mercies.]

Oh.

So that's what those parts are for.

They're not good for much anything else, no.

They do sort of ruin the look, don't they?

That depends.

On you, when you look like this? Perhaps not.

... What does that mean?

It means that any attraction I have to you is purely physical, as you have next to nothing betwixt those ears.

[Processing... processing...]

[EDGING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ELEVATOR.]

I don't like humans.

Edited 2012-06-12 05:11 (UTC)

In case you hadn't noticed, that fine ass of yours is a fine human ass.

[JUST PICKIN' HER NAILS, WHATEVS.]

[Sideswipe promptly turns around in circles, in an attempt to see his own ass... like a cat chasing his tail.]

It doesn't even have lights on it.

[REALLY.

MAKER, REALLY?]

Like I said, there is absolutely nothing rattling around in your head.

I just don't see what you can see in an aft with no lights.

Look, they're-- a textile attraction. And also very shapely.

It looks better in metal.

Not bucket-metal. But armor, yes, oh yes.

It is armor.

Armor shaped like an ugly bucket.

Don't be jealous of my backside.

Darling, you only wish your... 'aft' was so lovely as mine.

... No. Not really.

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