IC I NEVER

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Okay, so Idk if any of ya'll have played I NEVER but here's the basics.
+DRINKS ERRYWHERE
+Character states something that they have never done
+Characters that HAVE done that thing have to take a shot
+Lulz ensue as embarrassing things surface
+Keep track of how many drinks your character has had in the subject line~
+Headcanon level-ups ensue

And here is an example in case that didn't explain anything.

IF YOUR CHARACTER WOULD NOT PARTICIPATE DUE TO PARANOIA: Find some way to make it work. This is a derp community that is what this is for

IF YOUR CHARACTER CAN NOT PARTICIPATE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DRINK: What do you know, now they can. Thank you magic derp community.

So it is a dark and stormy night. Really stormy. The gale force winds have destroyed everything. Every building in the entire station is leaking except for Pyro's lampshade warehouse. After some panic on the network, he informed everyone that there was enough room for everyone to crash at his casa but everybody had to get along.

So. Everyone has gathered at a huge table to play cards (which got boring) and now the shotglasses are out and all bets are off. There's no way this could end badly.

Comments

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Oh! I got one!

[Kaylee looks very smug.]

I ain't never shot nothin. Ever.

+1

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

[ looks at shot dubiously ]

This flammable liquid will not have the expected effect.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Now ya' ain't gettin out of it that easy. Drink!

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

[ Does. Nada. ]

?

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[Well, he is awful big and it was just the one. She gives him an approving nod.]

+3

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Really? [He's genuinely surprised. He'd half-thought she was also a space pirate...] Not even a target?

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not a thing.

Got lotsa other folk fer that, anyways.

[fuzzy-petellae.livejournal.com]

[It's after Boxing Day and this is therefore liturgically acceptable.]

*Mans up and takes the shot.*

+2

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

[ IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT WAS A REFLEX ;A; shot number two! ]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Ohoho Virgil is watching you carefully, Little Buddy. He wants to stroke your suit.]

1

[feeltheraeg.livejournal.com]

[Still reeling from the last shot, he's glad he doesn't have to take another one. Just sits there with his tongue hanging out of his mouth which is wide open.]

+3

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Sarah's starting to feel a little fuzzy.]

5

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Okay I'm starting to think this is rigged. Also, this stuff tastes like fucking bile.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Might be. Ya tried drinkin it real fast? It helps.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

I couldn't drink it faster if it was like, wired into me with one of those tubes.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Yeah there was no pretending here. One more down.]

4

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

Make a fella almost feel guilty.