http://up-in-flame.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] up-in-flame.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-12-27 08:23 pm
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IC I NEVER

Okay, so Idk if any of ya'll have played I NEVER but here's the basics.
+DRINKS ERRYWHERE
+Character states something that they have never done
+Characters that HAVE done that thing have to take a shot
+Lulz ensue as embarrassing things surface
+Keep track of how many drinks your character has had in the subject line~
+Headcanon level-ups ensue

And here is an example in case that didn't explain anything.

IF YOUR CHARACTER WOULD NOT PARTICIPATE DUE TO PARANOIA: Find some way to make it work. This is a derp community that is what this is for

IF YOUR CHARACTER CAN NOT PARTICIPATE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DRINK: What do you know, now they can. Thank you magic derp community.

So it is a dark and stormy night. Really stormy. The gale force winds have destroyed everything. Every building in the entire station is leaking except for Pyro's lampshade warehouse. After some panic on the network, he informed everyone that there was enough room for everyone to crash at his casa but everybody had to get along.

So. Everyone has gathered at a huge table to play cards (which got boring) and now the shotglasses are out and all bets are off. There's no way this could end badly.

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[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Never have I ever uhhh...
ummm...
Fuck. Someone help me out here.
Wait. Shit, I know.
Never have I ever worn a nice dress.

6 Whoops

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh goddammit, seriously?

[Of all the shit--fine. Shepard does a shot.]
Edited 2010-12-28 10:03 (UTC)

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[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
I am a man's man's woman's man's something. Dresses are fucking annoying.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah they are, but can't fucking argue. They get some results.

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Skirts would do you better for that kinda thing. They make sluttier skirts to go with slutty tops, so there's pretty much scraps of fabric that's barely even clothes. Knew a girl who was all about that sorta shit.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hell, woman. You should see my crew.

Naked is less revealing then half those women.

[Shepard just shrugs.]

The fuck is wrong with people?
Edited 2010-12-28 10:18 (UTC)

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[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Takes the shot] Those were easy days.

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, was it for somethin' fancy?

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, answer the lady!

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on if you consider stripping in drag to be fancy.

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaylee is just drunk enough to actually put some thought into this.]

Suppose it depends on how , nice-like the place is. Could be mighty fancy, iff'n it's done up right.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs.] T'was a dingy little dive. Not uninhabitable, but not something you bring your opera gloves to.

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[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaylee just beams and does another shot. She didn't really know what everyone else was complainin' about. You stopped tastin it after the second one and then...oh...well everything just kinda got... real shiny.]

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa there, love. How're we doing? [Smiles]

1/?

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm doin...

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Purdy good. I think.

Only 4 so far! [She demonstrates this by holding up four fingers. She is still somewhat stable.]

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs. Oh Kaylee. So cute to him. He wants to poke her in the cheek.Don't ask with what.]

That is just grand, love. I can't tell if you're a degenerate or an innocent. Our questions vary far too much.

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaylee just beams, but it looks a little bit more mischievous than her normal fare. Like she took a cookie off the table and felt like bragging.]

Wouldn't you like ta know.

[She refills her glass cheerfully.]

Wanna know a super secret?

+4

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, the good old days]

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
No shit dude. A suit is like, the opposite of a dress.

[identity profile] itsdecaf.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow, I could imagine you in a suit, though.

Not so much the dress.

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's because I look fucking awesome in suits. Tuxedos look awesome on anyone. [That is the kinda suit he's talking 'bout, right?]

Dresses are just like, weird.
Edited 2010-12-30 03:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] itsdecaf.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
True. [Occasionally convenient, though not for women. But yes, weird.]