IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Can you really make diamonds?

Or just cubic zirconia?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I can't make either of those things; I was bullshitting you with holograms because it was hilarious and you're really fucking gullible.

No hard feelings.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Just looks. So disappointed.

Disappointed in you, Bro.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hey, man, it's all part of the ~magic~. Of the ~show~. Come on. You were the one who looked at the hologram and assumed that I really could make diamonds, instead of being a master of this space station's Adobe After Effects on acid.

Sorry.

That said, I really am a goddamn ninja and if you really wanted diamonds I could be persuaded to help you steal 'em.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

I don't need help stealing diamonds!

I can do that just fine on my own.

[What does she look like. Seriously.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can, chica. I was just sayin that if you wanted a hand I could give it.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

You'd probably just get us caught.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

...

Nah.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Staaaaare.]

Ever stolen anything before?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Few times. Mostly when I was younger though; shit like food 'cause I was starvin. Did steal a rocket board once though.

The main thing is, I can move faster than you can blink.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Really?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[]

Yep.

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[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Okay that was impressive.

Wait.]














...Is this another hologram trick?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Okay. That... Crustmass present or whatever that you sent me. Question!

Why did you own so many freakishly elaborate spider puppets in the first place?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Back home, a long time ago, I discovered Teh Internets. While on Teh Internets, I stumbled upon /b/, where I in turn discovered that humans are weird motherfuckers with all kinds of seriously fucked up fetishes. I then figured that for the lulz I'd create the most hideous website I could possibly think of and see if I could get the fuckers to actually give me money for this shit.

This resulted in Plush Rump, a pay website where you can view plush muppet porn. Now, for some context - humans have all kinds of TV shows for grublings that involve cute puppets doing stupid cute things.

So take something you liked as a grub, now imagine some motherfucker does the bucket thing to pictures of that thing you love killing each other inside buckets.

That is the website I run, and people pay me money to view this stuff.

I later learned that this stuff was a really good way to freak people out, which was in turn totally hilarious. So in your case, I found a machine around here that makes custom plushies and set it to manufacture a bunch of elaborate spider puppets just for you.

Just for you. Just to tick you, personally, off. and embarrass you.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What.

That's... That's ridiculous. [TOO RIDICULOUS TO BE A LIE. So not calling this one. Eww eww eww.]

And.

Um.

I just want you to know that I really liked the presents you sent me, because they were soooooooo thoughtful and appropriate. And they are. Uh.

They are the very best gifts I have ever received.

I loved them.

[CHOKES ON OWN BILE, FOREVER, FUCK TEREZI AND FUCK HER DARES AND ARGH]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'm so flattered! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing~ Man, so kinky, Vris.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I. Oh my god you're disgusting. Just. The worst. The worst human and I hate you! I HATE YOU, you vile insufferable festering nookstain aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[RAGEFLAAAAAAAAIL!]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

My gosh you hate me so much. I still don't know whether to be flattered or freaked out.

Vris, chica, I'm thirteen solar sweeps. I think I'm too old for you.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFF!]

Jegus shitting fuck will you just get on with the whole "dying painfully" thing already!

 

 

 

I mean that platonically!

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite color? [Lame, but good to know.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

It's red.

Orange is pretty cool too.






And okay I kind of like pink, to be totally one hundred percent honest. Like... that maroon pink. Color. Thing.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Pink's a good color, even when it's maroony! Don't let nobody tell you different.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure that pink's much maligned by all sorts of folk. And it takes a real man to wear it and not look like a complete toolbag.