IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

Character 1

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

First: I'm sorry. [SHE'S NOT.] But I have to ask! Do you still have a massively huge world-ending crush on a certain brownblooded boy-skytard, Miss Meddleskirt?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I most certainly do not, and what's more, I never did.

[Not only is Kanaya totally the best at stoic, but this isn't a lie! GASP!]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What, never? Not even a little bit?

[Hnng. DOUBTFUL FACE. But would someone really tack that last part on there if they were lying?]

...Hey, you know what? I'm not going to call you on that. 'Cause if you're lying it'd be really embarrassing for you! So yeah.

O U

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

No. He's simply a friend of mine and someone I occasionally offer my assistance to.

It's more likely to be embarrassing for you, as you would have to perform a dare.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Linefacing SO HARD at that last remark. RUH-ROH]

Hmm. That sounds almost like you're daaaaaaaaring me to call bullshit, Fussyfangs.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I'm not daring you to do anything. [OR IS SHE? No she's not. Kanaya is not too good with insincerity just yet.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

okay hmm

Actually fuck it let's be fashionistas instead of actually playing Truth or Dare. Gimmie fashion advice, chica.

How does I fashion?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I'm more accustomed to female body types.

However, I believe you'd be most at home in a nice blazer-esque jacket and matching slacks in a medium grey with pinstripes. Pinstripes in eggshell white. The button-down shirt would probably be the same shade of white, and the tie could be black. I can't imagine you as the sort to wear dress shoes, so black sneakers will have to do, but you'll have to lose the cap and do something with your hair.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

... this is awesome and I think I actually agree with all of this. Uh...

Hat though. Could I at least go for like, I dunno, a matching fedora or somethin.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it would have to match either the jacket or the shoes.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Totally doable.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[WILL YOU HELP HER MAKE DRESSES BRO?]

[circuitry]

Have you changed your mind about Lalonde at all, or do you still think she's intoxicatingly underwhelming or whatever?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

My mind has been quite changed by her attitude, actually. It turns out that our fist conversation was actually something of a misunderstanding. [I got trolled hard, Terezi. :<] We are actually on rather good terms. [No reason to lie about that :>]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Do you always have a chainsaw?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

No. Sometimes it's as if there never was or will be a chainsaw. Instead there's a tube of lipstick. [Two-sided lipstick]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Wait. Seriously?

The hell do you get lipstick that turns into a chainsaw?

[Shepard needs to find this store and now.]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Yes. [Oh hey, when'd she get that chainsaw? Did the lipstick fold out? What the hell?]

I don't recall how I got it. It's just always been been mine for as long as I remember. [Because allowing smal children to run around with whirling bladed weaponry is A-ok in troll culture.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard needs to find this planet immediately, because damn.]

Alright then.

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[Here. Have a Jun. Wearing a bucket on his head. Because of this. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/4803.html?thread=698307#t698307) He's acting all non-chalont]

Sooooooo ... what's your honest opinion on humans?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Kanaya is trying to keep a completely blank pokerface, but her nervousness is obvious in the way her hands are clenched and how she's scooting away from Jun. Why is he wearing a bucket on his head?!]

They are an adequate species. I have only interacted with a few. I cannot judge them as a species by so few examples.

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Oh man then you should totally get to know more! I'll take you around base sometime and you can meet the rest of the Spartans, how's that sound? [Adjusts the bucket-helmet]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Do they all wear- I mean, are those things [Points to pail] going to be around this base? [Must. Scoot. Further away.]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Well yeah! This is part of the standard uniform! Pretty dashing, don't you think? [Tips the bucket in a gentlemanry fashion]