IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

First: I'm sorry. [SHE'S NOT.] But I have to ask! Do you still have a massively huge world-ending crush on a certain brownblooded boy-skytard, Miss Meddleskirt?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I most certainly do not, and what's more, I never did.

[Not only is Kanaya totally the best at stoic, but this isn't a lie! GASP!]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What, never? Not even a little bit?

[Hnng. DOUBTFUL FACE. But would someone really tack that last part on there if they were lying?]

...Hey, you know what? I'm not going to call you on that. 'Cause if you're lying it'd be really embarrassing for you! So yeah.

O U

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

No. He's simply a friend of mine and someone I occasionally offer my assistance to.

It's more likely to be embarrassing for you, as you would have to perform a dare.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Linefacing SO HARD at that last remark. RUH-ROH]

Hmm. That sounds almost like you're daaaaaaaaring me to call bullshit, Fussyfangs.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I'm not daring you to do anything. [OR IS SHE? No she's not. Kanaya is not too good with insincerity just yet.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Then I... won't. [SUSPICIOUSFACE, EVERYONE IS ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING]

Does this mean you're not being stupid and dumb and mad at me now? [YES, THAT IS A QUESTION. :I]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

This means that I may not be doing what you currently believe I am not doing. [Will never answer that question straight. Still bitter bitter bitter.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What? You just made my eyes go crossed. And when you have eight, it's not a pleasant experience! Jegus.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

It isn't that difficult to understand, really.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Psh. That's easy for you to say, being the Empress of obscure lexicalificated choices and words and shit!

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

...

You know words like lexicalificated [Which she is looking up right now because if that word existed she would know it] but you cannot grasp simple wordplay?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Duh. Because lexicalificated is a great word! That I might have made up. But who cares?
It has an eight-sound in it. [SURELY THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

One cannot simply make up words. They have to have definitions and the like in order to be considered words. There are plenty of words that have an eight-sound in it. [WE ARE NEVER PLAYING SCRABBLE, VRISKA.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Such a limited way of thinking! Sure you can make up words. I just did, after all! Know what another word with an eight sound is? Cre-eight-ivity. Definition: the stuff that gushes out of my thinkpan every minute of every day. It's closely linked to the concept of imagin-eight-ion, which is what makes me so... gr-eight.

[Smugdouchesmiles, everywhere. SO PROUD OF HERSELF you don't even]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

You only proved my point you know. That there are already multiple words containing the eight-sound, so your bizarre requirement to make up words is rather senseless. [Y So Proud?]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Are you serious. I just.

Okay, see, some of us have this concept - it's a pretty obscure word, but maybe you've heard of it? It's called fun!

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

You consider making up words to be a recreational activity? And here I thought you preferred activities with a high amount of risk in them. How silly of me.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Hey, there are risks involved in making up awesome new words! Like the risk of being lectured on the sanctification of the Alternian language by Empress McVocabularyflaps. It's more dangerous than Flarp! Most people don't survive the huuuuuuuuge onslaught of deadly words!

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Resisting urge to comically roll eyes and smile a little.] An extensive vocabulary has never done anyone wrong, which is more than I can say when speaking of FLARP. Even with my sparse knowledge on how the game is played.