http://terminatenomore.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] terminatenomore.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-12-28 02:09 pm
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IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

TRUTH OR DARE


♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.


[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay

So

What's the deal with the preserved stuff in jars. Always wanted to know.

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They're fuckin' awesome is what the deal is.

[ So many levels of irony, here. Maybe you just don't get it, Bro. ]

[ Maybe that's the irony. ]


[ no that'd be retarded. ]

[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'mma call bullshit even if I'm wrong just 'cause I wanna see if you can top Virgil's dare.

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, figured you would. [ Shrug. ] Not bullshit, though.

[ Truth be told, it's not quite right - they're there because he thinks that they're awesome things. Really, it's just a misguided attempt to catch up to Bro. He's kind of gotten attached to them, though. Especially Fetal Mr. T. Mr. Fetus is his bro. Anyways, point is that he thinks they're awesome, and he's telling the truth on his end. ]

Beat Virgil? Shit, man, looks like you're putting me up against a truth and dare master. Not sure how I'm supposed to compete against that, guy could probably go national if he wanted to. Face off against seven little girls in pigtails, and the winner of that branch goes on to the International Hopscotch Hopoff.

[ ...oh, lord, terrible mental image there. After blocking off the horrors, Dave thinks for a moment and finally responds. ]

Black romance solicitation from Cal - and Cal alone - to the troll of your choice. Or Virgil, if he hasn't seen our littlest bro there yet. Grab one of those pails you dumped on Vriska, too, might as well make this shit formal.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What's your worst fear, little wiggler Dave?

Just asking. Definitely not planning to ever exploit it in any way. [Bats eyelashes, aww yeah, WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW oh wait no it's still you :I]

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
My worst fear? Oh, man, guess I've gotta give a truth now.

My worst fear is that someday, I'll stumble across someone who can outirony Bro and shatter my worldview in a single blow. It's irrational, I know, but most human phobias are just like that.

[ Doesn't bat a fucking eyelash. ]

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah okay that's the biggest pile of hoofbeast leavings I ever heard.

That means I call bullshit. All of the bullshit! All of it.

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. You caught me. I am fucking torn over this climactic revelation.

Don't even have to bother giving me the dare. Nope, not filling that spadepail with you. You've got smuppets for that, anyway, not like I can really compare.

(I'm sorry, bb, you know I love you >:B)

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Man oh man. You're as boring as fakey-fake orange you! Not even putting in the effort for a decent lie. I guess I'm reeeeeeeeally good at sniffing out your collective sore spots! Haha.

And fuck you, you suck, yet again, shut up. I want you to go and tell Eridan that you love him... While wearing this.

[She can't present her outfit of choice in quite as impressive a way as SOME people can, fine. But she doesn't need to.
With the most spiteful, nasty smirk possible, Vriska holds up that fucking fairy outfit. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004275)]

[YOUR MOVE, COOLDOUCHE!]

(I AM MORE PALE FOR YOU :V And lol don't apologize, it's great. :D)

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, what is it with you guys and noses? Fuck, I can't even move because of all these fucking alien scent probosces just jutting out like that. Fucking obscene, that's what that is.

-wait, you serious? That's all you want me to do? Shit, I was expecting better from you. Way to disappoint.

[ SHOOSH. He changes without taking anything off - the wonders of sylladex! - and leisurely ambles off toward Eridan's thread. Which will be tagged when his mun gets to the other house. ]

(OMG brb updating shipping wall)

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Scent probosces"? Has Pyrope been teaching you lowblood slang or something? Guh. A tip, genius: it doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound like a chutebreathing moron.

And. Uh. Okay. Looks like someone's no stranger to playing pretty fairy dress-up! How daring. Have fun~!

[Vriska will be watching. Oh yes. With a huge tub of troll popcorn and the smuggest grin in the history of paradox space. Even if Dave's too ~cool~ to be bothered by this shit, Eridan's reaction is still going to be priceless!]

(Me<>You or Dave??Eridan? BECAUSE IF IT'S No. ONE I AM KIND OF A TWO-WHEEL MOIRALLEGIANCE DEVICE...)

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
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