IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What's your worst fear, little wiggler Dave?

Just asking. Definitely not planning to ever exploit it in any way. [Bats eyelashes, aww yeah, WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW oh wait no it's still you :I]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

My worst fear? Oh, man, guess I've gotta give a truth now.

My worst fear is that someday, I'll stumble across someone who can outirony Bro and shatter my worldview in a single blow. It's irrational, I know, but most human phobias are just like that.

[ Doesn't bat a fucking eyelash. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Yeah okay that's the biggest pile of hoofbeast leavings I ever heard.

That means I call bullshit. All of the bullshit! All of it.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. You caught me. I am fucking torn over this climactic revelation.

Don't even have to bother giving me the dare. Nope, not filling that spadepail with you. You've got smuppets for that, anyway, not like I can really compare.

(I'm sorry, bb, you know I love you >:B)

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Man oh man. You're as boring as fakey-fake orange you! Not even putting in the effort for a decent lie. I guess I'm reeeeeeeeally good at sniffing out your collective sore spots! Haha.

And fuck you, you suck, yet again, shut up. I want you to go and tell Eridan that you love him... While wearing this.

[She can't present her outfit of choice in quite as impressive a way as SOME people can, fine. But she doesn't need to.
With the most spiteful, nasty smirk possible, Vriska holds up that fucking fairy outfit. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004275)]

[YOUR MOVE, COOLDOUCHE!]

(I AM MORE PALE FOR YOU :V And lol don't apologize, it's great. :D)

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, what is it with you guys and noses? Fuck, I can't even move because of all these fucking alien scent probosces just jutting out like that. Fucking obscene, that's what that is.

-wait, you serious? That's all you want me to do? Shit, I was expecting better from you. Way to disappoint.

[ SHOOSH. He changes without taking anything off - the wonders of sylladex! - and leisurely ambles off toward Eridan's thread. Which will be tagged when his mun gets to the other house. ]

(OMG brb updating shipping wall)

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

"Scent probosces"? Has Pyrope been teaching you lowblood slang or something? Guh. A tip, genius: it doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound like a chutebreathing moron.

And. Uh. Okay. Looks like someone's no stranger to playing pretty fairy dress-up! How daring. Have fun~!

[Vriska will be watching. Oh yes. With a huge tub of troll popcorn and the smuggest grin in the history of paradox space. Even if Dave's too ~cool~ to be bothered by this shit, Eridan's reaction is still going to be priceless!]

(Me<>You or Dave??Eridan? BECAUSE IF IT'S No. ONE I AM KIND OF A TWO-WHEEL MOIRALLEGIANCE DEVICE...)

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

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