IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[O HEY DAVE have some sarcastic douchey sneery applause. All for you!] Well done, you get it! Yes. I think you're an idiot. Maybe the most moronic and stupid dumb nookfucker I've ever laid eyes on! And man, that's a huuuuuuuuge achievement. I mean, c'mon. I hang out with Eridan. I'm used to some pretty high-grade idiocy, Strid--

[And. The clapping. It stops. Someone got BUSTED.]

Fine. Just. Fuck you and hurry up with your weakslime fucking dare so I can get back to laughing about how lame you are. I'm a busy girl.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Whoa there, not really comfortable with the way you're talking. That's some high-grade hatred there, and I'm just not sure I'm ready for that kind of step in my life. Sorry, but you're going to have to throw your hatepails or whatever at someone else, because you're barkin' up the wrong tree, Miss Spider. I'm saving myself for murdertrimony or whatever you trolls call it.

Dare... alright. Go apologize to Terezi for all the shit you pulled.

Also,

[ PUT THIS ON = P+U+T+T+H+I+S+O+N = 2+1+2+2+2+1+2+1+2 = 15 = 5. ]

[ FUCKIN SCALY SUIT = F+U+C+K+I+N+S+C+A+L+Y+S+U+I+T = 2+1+2+2+1+2+2+2+1+2+2+2+1+1+2 = 25 = 5. ]

[ A cerulean copy of Terezi's dragon outfit drops out next to Vriska. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. Looks like somebody's big bwother never taught him the difference between hate and contempt! Then again. It's not surprising. I guess he doesn't exactly seem like the most attentive Earth human custodian aroun--

[OH GOD. WHAT. THE. FUCK.]

H-hey, wait! Doesn't that, uh, count as two dares? Not fair! [Prods the blue monstrosity with her shoe oh jegus wat]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Wow, are you really going to lecture me on the differences? I am so fucking fascinated right now. Fuck, the only way this would be better is if you were Troll Ben Stein. And, you know, I wasn't here in the first place.

Nope. If "apologize, and make it sincere" is only one dare, then "apologize while wearing a fucking yiffsuit" is the same way. Single command with a conditional subclause, spiderbitch.

Not finding a way out of this one, Vriska.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ha! Totally not my job to give you the featherbeasts-and-bees talk, asshole. Maybe when you're a bit older, okay?

And. Done. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/4803.html?thread=653507#t653507) I'll never feel clean again, so thanks for that! Glad I could cater to your sick little fetish. Really.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, delicious. You know me and my fucking prepubescent-spider-troll-in-a-dragon-suit fetish, I just can't get enough of this shit. Niche market right here. Turns out I'm responsible for half the shit floating around out there of arachnid bitches wearing scaly suits. What can I say? Guess they just float to me.

It's tough, being such a notorious pimp. It's tough and all dem hos don't understand.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I knew it! You creepy little grubfucker. Oh my God you're not even ashamed what is wrong with you. [SARCASM WAT?]

And I don't know what a dem-ho is, but I'm preeeeeeeetty sure it's going to be something disgusting.