HEADCANON??

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So a bunch of us did a meme in Plurk concerning the bedhabits of our characters but I want to see errybody's. So I am rewriting it and tacking on a bunch of other shit because I am a curious gal like that.


BED HABITS
-routine
-clothes
-sleeping position
-quirks

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food
-Fave/least fave dranks
-Can they cook?
-Do they have all the table manners?
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here

GENERAL
-Daily routine?
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
-quirks/other

FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ANYTHING FO SHO

Comments

I couldn't resist...

[onstar-ranger.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-routine: Mack doesn't sleep, but he likes to give the impression that he does on occasion! (He can hibernate, but he usually doesn't like to, because it makes him feel like a machine rather than a person). During this time, he either reads a great deal of things, tries to figure out what sleep would be like if he could, or he dumps temporary data caches and the like, while running general maintenance applications.
-clothes: Mack goes through the holographic motions of washing his work clothes, (which takes him some length proportional to the level of dirt he arbitrarily put on them during that day), and spends his maintenance time in his long underwear.
-sleeping position: he usually tries to feign sleep in his tall backed, hologram arm chair, as his fantasy is to one day succeed in falling asleep, only to wake up to three ghosts who take him on Dickenson adventures (he has a general love for English literature in my headcanon).
-quirks: it's seen in everything above, but the quirk is that none of this is necessary because Mack is an AI. Any AI who say him during this private moments would think him to be VERY SILLY.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position: He would say cowboy position...
-Any seekrits?: ...But that's because the secret is that, despite being a horrible flirt, Mack has absolutely no idea what it all leads up to. He's only heard the human version talked about in innuendo.
-Fetishes: Commanding non-advanced computers to analyze the complete works of Shakespeare. It gives him deep satisfaction to know that it takes them *tee hee* over thirty seconds of processing time to get through all of it. That's an absolutely obscene amount of time to spend reading the Bard, you silly computer! Bonus if the computer is smart enough to ask him human character's motives for doing things, or to explain word play. Mack loooves discussing his Willy (Shakespeare).
quirks: ...I think that's enough for now. (I could go on, but I don't have a good grasp on how much of a fool I'm making of myself already).

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food: STEAK is favorite, (but with the way all his holograms have the same color, he may as well be eating green eggs and ham.) Soup is his least favorite because it's the dullest food to pretend to eat, and only requires ONE utensil.
-Fave/least fave dranks: ANY ALCOHOL is GOOD ALCOHOL. His least favorite drink is tears. Unlike many AIs out there, he does not feed on your tears :'(
-Can they cook? Um, yes and no. Yes, Mack can create food. But that's only because he opens up the equivalent of a 3D clip art folder for all of his props...
-Do they have all the table manners? Yes.
-quirks: Again, eating is unnecessary for him. He does it for the simple pleasure of going through the motions. Also, when he occasionally decides that the occasion calls for soup, he will sometimes pull out his knife and fork and eat with the same motions used for steak... This is a similar problem if he prepares food animation for himself absentmindedly. He will open a random food icon, but his eating behavior might not be appropriately matched up...

GENERAL
-Daily routine: After spending a sufficient amount of time pretending to be asleep, Mack will wander around. He used to start the sprinklers and such back on Harvest, but... that's not really his place anymore on Sacrosanct. Having only recently arrived, he is still trying to figure out what to do with his abundant amount of time.
-How much attention do they pay to the network? Mack is always on the network. Always. Even while talking to one person, he'll be surfing it in another process. Such is the capability of a Smart AI.
-quirks/other: Is a little hesitant about striking up a conversation, because part of his previous social ambushing entitlement came from the fact that he was almost a god in Harvest, having been there since the beginning, and being in charge of the farming planet's mechanized agricultural systems.

Re: I couldn't resist...

[isonny.livejournal.com]

DUDE THAT WAS SO CUTE.
/drive by