singularityderp | HEADCANON??

BED HABITS:
-Sleeps in armor, sitting up. No, really.

SEXY HABITS:
-Likes to snuggle. Will never admit this.

EATING HABITS:
-Eats mostly: MREs
-Least favorite food: MREs
-Probably eats about three to four thousand Calories a day

GENERAL:
-Would pay more attention to the network if Carter let him
-Hobby: cleaning weapons, acquiring new weapons
-Fascinated by: ...Believe it or not, alien technology
-Needs: Psychotherapy

Doesn't eat, sleep, or have a physical body. Boo.

GENERAL:
-Enjoys maxing out the high scores on Flash games
-Is on ur network, hacking ur posts
-Probably has the highest level MMO character currently (a level 99 Paladin)
-Only gets removed from York for showers, though he is water resistant

So he stays in when York gets it on? Does he catalog his performance and compare it to previous sessions? Make neat little scatterplots??

BED HABITS
-Curled up around his pillow
-Talks in his sleep (I know, absolutely NOBODY is surprised by this!)

SEXY HABITS
-Always Talks (doesn't necessarily have to be dirty)
-Always up for trying new things
-Quirks involve foods >.>

EATING HABITS
-Enjoys everything, even if he doesn't
-Believes he can cook. Good luck trying to convince him otherwise.
-Slurps his soup

GENERAL
-He can be a lazy bum, his room is a mess
-Reads the network like people read cereal boxes; usually only when he's eating
-devotes probably more time than is healthy on the MMO. As a chick.

BED HABITS
-Sleeps in his armor, anywhere he can. Often this means sleeping on stairs/in chairs/anything that is not a bed but still stable
-He does sleep in beds, but usually in pajama pants rather than his armor

SEXY HABITS
-Epically not safe for work, but he rather enjoys this position
-He's willing to top or bottom depending on the other person
-Bicurious and not afraid of others knowing it
-Has a thing for leather and combat boots

EATING HABITS
-He can cook somewhat, since someone has to make food for the Halolz, and he isn't awful. This is good because-
-Least favorite food: MREs
-His favorite is bacon
-Also, he may not talk with his mouth full, but his elbows are always on the table. Always. And he has no problem reaching across the table to get something instead of asking politely.

GENERAL
-He keeps up pretty well with the network, since he's promised half of them that he will help them if they need/answer their silly questions about the UNSC
-His favorite activities are sleeping and patrolling, BUT
-He likes to write also, mostly fiction and mystery short stories

BED HABITS

Routine:
Normally, Shepard checks all of her messages, assembles a tiny ship, forgets to feed her fish/overfeeds her fish, and fills out about 1/4th of the paperwork Miranda has waiting for her before sleeping.

On Sacrosanct, she double checks with whoever's on rotation or going on guard rotation. Scans the network like a CB with a direct line into enemy camp, checks that her pistol has a full clip, double checks the welds on that damn vent, and possibly adjusts her shield modulation before sleeping.

Clothes:
Armor. Oh, you mean for sleeping? Armor, possibly underarmor. There were a a few brief stints where she enjoyed sleeping in some pyjamas but that proved to be a bad call, all around.

Sleeping Position:
Is Paranoid a sleeping position? Shepard can sleep in any position so long as she has her weapon on her. There's really very few situations where it isn't on her, but on those occasions, she sleeps facing the entryway.

Quirks:
Shepard sleeps in arm's reach of a gun at all times. The only two times she forewent this tradition were during her stint on Torfan (Hey, if they wanted to come out of that bunker and try to off her, she'd give them a little hope. Then she'd break their necks. Damn Batarians.) and during bootcamp (Because she was freaking out the other cadets)..

SEXY HABITS

Fave Position:
You know, Garrus has told her the word for that probably fifteen times and damn if she can ever remember it. Turian words all sound suspiciously like metal flanged German.

Any seekrits?:
Yes.

Fetishes:
Who doesn't like listening to Garrus talk, honestly? It's one of the things she misses most about regular missions, she doesn't get the thrill of hearing him announce kill-shots over the radio while she's running an adrenaline high.
~~ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR!?~~

Quirks:
She's dating an alien vigilante who used to be a cop. I don't know if quirky is the word for that, but it's definitely something.

EATING HABITS

Fave/Least Fave Food:
Shepard's favorite food, bar nothing, is Tiramisu. Shut your face. It's desert and it's soaked in alcohol, what the hell else could you want from life?

Her least favorite food is Alliance MREs. Particularly the Italian package. If she believed in god, she'd have questioned his existance upon eating whatever that thing contained. She may not be able to boil water, but damn, that is not garlic bread.

Fave/Least Fave Drinks?:
Shepard's favorite drink is Batarian Ale. It is the only redeemable item to come off that planet. Her least favorite drink, the powdered wine substitute included in the afforementioned MRE.

Can they cook?:
AHAHAHAHA. No.

Do they have all the table manners?:
She has been known to employ all the table manners at fancy parties, but no. Shepard does not have them all. Good thing the aliens on her crew don't know better and the humans are too poilte/afraid to mention it.

Quirks?:
Shepard has a fascination/love of crazy straws. She never gets to use them, being that she's a badass. Human bartenders never give them to her, but every time an alien bartender accidentally sends one over in a drink, she ~~gleefully~~ uses it. When prompted, it's either because she doesn't want to draw attention, or its part of her cover.

GENERAL

Daily Routine:
Wake up promptly at shift change. This does not frequently correspond with any specific hour.
Recalibrate armor/weapon.
Eat.
Preform scheduled serious business tasks of the day.
Harass each one of her crewmates for data ~~about how to upgrade the ship~~.
See if she has any ~~open quests~~ tasks that need finishing.
Gather intel.
Check her messages.
Try to hack something.
Shoot it when that fails.
Stalk off when shooting it does not yeild positive results.
Return to base.
Eat.
Take shift.
Sleep.

How much attention do they pay to the network?:
More than is probably healthy.

Quirks?:
Shepard's day works off the expanded military clock. 28 hours. So every day she slips another 4 hours forward, making her hours very unpredictable. ~~It's like she saves, closes the game, and comes back the next day. It's bizzare.~~

Mostly he goes into sleep mode or hibernation during that time, unless he gets explicit permission to do otherwise.

BED HABITS
-tank top and boyshorts
-ALL OVER THE PLACE. probably shifts her pisition like, a million times/ends up in weird positions/hanging halfway off the bed/etc/etc/etc
-Hogs the sheets
-kicks

SEXY HABITS
((hypothesizing, as she still has her V-Card))
-Always tops.
-ALWAYS.
-Would probably like it rough, if a little vanilla

EATING HABITS
-Likes meat and potato type stuff. Simple, hearty dishes. Dislikes froofroo fancy stuff.
-Drinks ... idk, whatever. Usually stays away from the drunkenly stuff. Someone get her drunk sometime, it'll be fun!

GENERAL
-Up and tracking/scouting at the buttcrack of what would normally be dawn
-Tries to ignore the fact that the wearable exists at all, but does begrudgingly go through it periodically. Can't help poking at AIs because they are TEH SCARY and need to go away.
-Whenever she's on network, it's video with her skullmet down, BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE YOU, YO!

Bed:
Routine

Something simple and easy to do. Finish checking over anything he might need during the night, probably a shower or cleaning, then simply rolls over into bed. Good times.

Clothes

Depends entirely on what kind of situation he's in. Combat means he's sleeping in his armor or fatigues. If he's on board the Normandy or somewhere he's not likely to get jumped, he'll just be wearing some civvies. Probably doesn't have specific sleeping clothes. Whatever happens to work.

Sleeping position

Most likely on his back or side. Can't see him on his belly for some reason, although the image it conjures up is a bit adorable.

Quirks

Probably sleeps with a weapon under the pillow or at least next to the bed. He's not getting caught out of position or being taken by surprise. He's also a very light sleeper, so he'll wake up at the drop of a hat.

Bedroom:

Favorite position

Missionary! Face-to-face and intimate. Also the most comfortable for all involved. ♥

Seekrits

Finds Asari insanely attractive for some reason. He's not even sure why. Just something about them. Usually keeps this on the down-low, though.

Fetishes

Garrus is Shepard-sexual with regards to humans, although he's also become fascinated with the idea of breasts. Turian women, obviously, don't have them and they're a novelty. Excitement ahoy!

He enjoys a tiny bit of dom/sub and dirty-talk. Maybe some bondage involving restraint cuffs.

Quirks

Has probably been ruined for his own species by Shepard.

Food:

Favorite/least favorite food

Favorite food? A flying insect from Palaven that's considered a turian delicacy. Extremely tasty.

Least favorite? Nutrient packs. Healthy and nutritious, but not at all tasty. He eats them because he has to, not because he likes them.

Favorite/least favorite drink

Favorite? Booze.

Least favorite? Not-booze.

Can he cook?

Yes, although it's generally limited to simple dishes. He's been a bachelor or military man most of his life. Still, he can survive on his own.

Table manners?

Of course. His mother didn't raise him that way!

Quirks?

None come to mind.

General:

Daily routine

Wake up, get out of bed - shower or clean up if the facilities are avaliable and time allows. Check over armor and equipment and get suited up. Double-check zero on rifle and ensure visor is in working order. Sweep base/locality for enemy/listening devices.

Stand watch.

Practice marksmanship.

Eat.

Stand watch again.

Calibrate something.

Play some Galaxy of Fantasy or Alliance Corsair. Dick around on the network.

Stand more watch. Repair anything that needs repairing.

Shoot some criminals or something.

Eat.

Sleep.

Network?

Garrus checks it a couple of times a day, justt to keep himself informed.

Quirks

None spring to mind.

jsyk, I am now imagining Shepard getting turned-on during one of Garrus' kill-streaks.

Explicit permission to narrate it explicitly?

NO YORK YOU NEED TO STROKE HER BREAST

YOU ARE NOT USING ENOUGH LUBRICANT

Yeah, pretty much. ~~PROMPT IT ON THE KINKMEME...I mean what?~~

I'd bet cash Garrus gets good use out of those cuffs after a run on a merc base.

Do you guys need pamphlets? Cause we got pamphlets.

He has all the versions of the Kama Sutra ever published, which is probably the only reason he's allowed on sometimes.

MAN WHO LEFT THIS HERE (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/3433.html?thread=765289#t765289)

No doubt.

YORK, YOU LASTED MUCH LONGER LAST TIME. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY THIS POSITION
>file attachment

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO RUN THE TUTORIAL PROGRAM?

I still want to see this on the kinkmeme.

York is boning Sarah, Delta pops up. Sarah is so startled that she punches York in the mouth. Tucker runs in with her sword all I HEARD SCREAMS WHAT IS GOIN- OH GOD YOU ARE STILL INSIDE HER

Yeah this is why he has to go into sleep mode ;_;

routine; Very straight forward. Extremely used to running off of like 2 hours of sleep, but really likes it when he can get a solid six hours.

clothes; MJOLNIR are the best jimjams. But if he actually has time to strip down into bed clothes, just a pair of gray boxers and some big wooly old man socks.

sleeping position; In armor, literally whatever position he was in when he clonked out. Standing, sitting, laying down, occasionally even while on the move. Good times. In bed/when he's really comfortable he likes to stretch out, but doesn't move around a lot.

quirks; Lmfdskjg if he feels comfy enough to stretch out he'll also flop over and use the nearest warm body as a teddy bear :'| Also if comfy, really deep sleeper. Jorge sleeps like a huge Hungarian baby

fave position;

sekrits;

fetishes;

quirks; He's a total gentleman :'|

food prefs; Fave: Paprikás krumpli (paprika-based stew w/ spicy sausage and potatoes). Least: MREs. Do you see the pattern with the Spartans yet.

drink prefs; Fave: Unicum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicum). Least: Sports drinks.

cook?; Yes. But it's all pretty heavy stuff. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_cuisine#Typical_Hungarian_dishes)

table manners?; When he actually eats at a table, yes.

quirks; He'll eat pretty much anything served to him, and can seriously pack it away. Also generally sticks to as few utensils as possible. Less dishes.

daily routine; Gets up, showers, checks gear, does a few laps of the city, showers again, checks up on people, dicks around all day, does another few laps, checks gear AGAIN, shower, bed.

network; Checks it often, particularly first thing in the morning and right before he goes to bed.

quirks; H-He likes that he can get hot showers pretty much every day on the station, okay. Feels good man.

BED HABITS
-clothes: Standard issue sleepwear. Usually One sleeps in her undies and a tank top, sometimes topless.
-sleeping position: semi-fetal
-quirks: Prefers to sleep in groups or around other people. Probably the only person ever that prefers a crowded sleeping space. It's a protection in a group thing.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position: 8( VIRGIN
-Any seekrits?: Huge scandalous relationship with her brother, and other brother who was jealous and wanted in her pants being responsible for getting her eye put out
-Fetishes: When she was actually sort of mildly sexually active, she liked being walled.
-quirks: Finds immaturity sexy. No really. She likes 'em bad. Even better if they're loud and/or obnoxious. She'll dig people not like that but... yeah. Gets her hot.

EATING HABITS
-Fave food: Fresh fruits. She goes apeshit over imported mango.
-Least fav food: MREs. Her cooking.
-Fave/least fave dranks: ....water?
-Can they cook?: Noooo. Her way of cooking is killing something with her bare hands, skinning it, shoving it on a stick, and then putting it over a fire.
-Do they have all the table manners?: Well, she's got to set a good example.
-quirks: Will occasionally eat non-food objects. Also don't let her near your food, she'll spike it for lulz.

GENERAL
-Daily routine?: Wake up at the crack of dawn, shower, eat, exercise + run, shower again, check armor, suit up, dick around all day, food goes in here somewhere, desuit, check it again, wash face, bedtime.
-How much attention do they pay to the network?: moderate
-quirks: Bites her nails, bleaches her hair, likes to prank people in horrible ways lololol

Edited 2011-01-06 02:32 (UTC)

HEADCANON??

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Shepard 1/2 Hrrr character limit, whyyyy?

Shepard 2/2

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Garrus

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