HEADCANON??

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So a bunch of us did a meme in Plurk concerning the bedhabits of our characters but I want to see errybody's. So I am rewriting it and tacking on a bunch of other shit because I am a curious gal like that.


BED HABITS
-routine
-clothes
-sleeping position
-quirks

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food
-Fave/least fave dranks
-Can they cook?
-Do they have all the table manners?
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here

GENERAL
-Daily routine?
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
-quirks/other

FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ANYTHING FO SHO

Comments

[alaspooryork]

Doesn't eat, sleep, or have a physical body. Boo.

GENERAL:
-Enjoys maxing out the high scores on Flash games
-Is on ur network, hacking ur posts
-Probably has the highest level MMO character currently (a level 99 Paladin)
-Only gets removed from York for showers, though he is water resistant

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So he stays in when York gets it on? Does he catalog his performance and compare it to previous sessions? Make neat little scatterplots??

/DIES FROM LOLZ

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[alaspooryork]

Mostly he goes into sleep mode or hibernation during that time, unless he gets explicit permission to do otherwise.

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Explicit permission to narrate it explicitly?

[alaspooryork]

NO YORK YOU NEED TO STROKE HER BREAST

YOU ARE NOT USING ENOUGH LUBRICANT

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Do you guys need pamphlets? Cause we got pamphlets.

[alaspooryork]

He has all the versions of the Kama Sutra ever published, which is probably the only reason he's allowed on sometimes.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

YORK, YOU LASTED MUCH LONGER LAST TIME. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY THIS POSITION
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[alaspooryork]

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO RUN THE TUTORIAL PROGRAM?

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

I still want to see this on the kinkmeme.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

York is boning Sarah, Delta pops up. Sarah is so startled that she punches York in the mouth. Tucker runs in with her sword all I HEARD SCREAMS WHAT IS GOIN- OH GOD YOU ARE STILL INSIDE HER

[alaspooryork]

Yeah this is why he has to go into sleep mode ;_;