HEADCANON??

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So a bunch of us did a meme in Plurk concerning the bedhabits of our characters but I want to see errybody's. So I am rewriting it and tacking on a bunch of other shit because I am a curious gal like that.


BED HABITS
-routine
-clothes
-sleeping position
-quirks

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food
-Fave/least fave dranks
-Can they cook?
-Do they have all the table manners?
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here

GENERAL
-Daily routine?
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
-quirks/other

FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ANYTHING FO SHO

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- Trolls don't usually use beds, they sleep in Recuperacoons (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Recuperacoon) filled with nightmare-damping sopor slime. Vriska has no recuperacoon/green goo and is NOT having a good time with these weird Earth human beds.
- position-wise she just lays down on her back like a plank with her eyes open and is all "WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP YET HURRDURR"
- Sleeps deeply, but restlessly without the sopor slime. Thankfully she doesn't usually remember her nightmares when she wakes up or she'd have gone psycho by now. Er. Psycho-er?
- The bed situation is the sole reason she's lowered herself to applying for a job. When she gets paid she's moving straight into an apartment, filling the shower/bath/whatever with the most slime-like substance she can find, and sleeping in that. She's so resourceful~

SEXY HABITS
-lol buckets
-SIX SOLAR SWEEPS, SO NOT OKAY

EATING HABITS
- Loves grubloaf. Has yet to find anything like it on Sacrosanct WHAT COULD THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT POSSIBLY BE
- Not so keen on sweet stuff. Except troll cotton candy because who doesn't love the fuck out of troll cotton candy c'mon
- She can cook reasonably well. For a kid, anyway! You'd have to learn this shit when you're raised by a giant spider, amirite. I can't really imagine Spidermom putting on an apron and some oven mitts and serving up cake on a regular basis. Maybe just on wiggling days and 12th Perigees :I
- What are "table manners" you guys? I mean, you're just supposed to chomp your food as fast as possible and then wander off to do more interesting stuff, right?


GENERAL

Daily routine:
- Wake up mid-afternoon/early evening
- Blindly fumble around for glasses for at least ten minutes while mumbling vague threats against the world in general
- Change clothes/wash/make a cursory attempt at brushing her hair/apply generous amounts of blue makeup/boring morning stuff
- Fondly regard Nic Cage poster
- Check network for potential trolling fodder
- Troll the network
- IF SUCCESSFUL, be a smug little shit and cackle to herself for the next few hours
- IF UNSUCCESSFUL, sulk and smash some magic eight-balls in futile RAEG
- Remember to eat on occasion
- Make nefarious diabolical plans that never go anywhere
- What is her life


How much attention do they pay to the network?
She checks it every day without fail, but dismisses a lot of it as boring lame weakslime shit for wigglers. Plus she can't hack into ANYTHING, ever, so any private posts sail right past her. She tends to assume this means nobody can hack her shit either (Sollux aside), even though her encryption is just. Awful. The worst.
She pays special attention to any posts expressing an interest in getting off the station, because NO, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Vriska doesn't want to leave, and if people find a way off then someone she likes might go and leave her behind and no, not happening, ever, she will kill you first, nookfuckers.

Quirks/other

- Has all of the levels on GoF. All of them. IT'S A COMPULSION. Will likely never play it again now she's achieved that, because she doesn't really see much point in RPGs that don't have huge ridiculous life-threatening risks involved.

- Genuinely can't tell most of the Spartans/Spartanesque people apart. If your name is not Jun and you fit that description, you are simply "Armored Spacedouche".

[circuitry]

I think grubloaf might be cake, actually.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

wait what really

fuck

Uh

I assumed it was troll meatloaf like the RDV writer did (https://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_20094vw7df6), so, er. AT LEAST I'M IN GOOD COMPANY, IDK?

/headdesks forever

[circuitry]

I'm still not entirely sure about it, but Terezi mentions that it smells fresh when leavened which makes it sound like some sort of baked good, and then Karkat says:

FCG: AND THEN GETTING SOUNDLY BERATED BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER THE MISTAKES ARE BEING MADE IS JUST THE MUCUS ON THE GRUBLOAF.

which sounds like that term "the icing on the cake" or whatever

it's definitely not exactly like any kind of human cake because ew mucus

but idk lol

hussie why you gotta be so difficult about everything geez

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh, sod. AT LEAST I CAN BE SURE IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE HUMAN CAKE. At least not any cake I've ever eaten akjdl;akj;lkj

Yeah totally not looking up what mucus tastes like

Ever