Soap Opera Meme.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Since I don't have a plurk and my need for meme is great:

Sing, yes you, I am bored and in need of entertainment. Not just any entertainment, I need some melodrama in my life. Since there's never any actual drama around here aside from the totally awesome IC drama, thank you Terminator and Halo casts, I need you to make some up.

Sing is a Soap Opera.

Here's how it's going to roll:

Step 1. Write up a blurb about your episode and post it.

► What happens this week?
► What happens next week?
► Write a snippet of the episode, bad dialogue and all?

Step 2. Comment on other people's blurbs and tell them your favorite part of that episode.

► MY GOD, was that an evil twin who speaks Spanish?
► When will Lev admit his secret love for Hypatia and give up this farce?
► Did Prism really turn his back on glorious science for HAL?

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit.


Let's do this people.

EDIT: Courtesy of Teal. Soap Opera Title Generator.

Comments

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[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY. Man, he's so dreamy.

His assistant's clothes are really cute too, even though I'm pretty sure she's going to die or retire in the next episode.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

It's got to be the makeup. I mean, nobody can be that swai without photoshop.

Did you see that dramatic turn around before the commercial? I didn't even realize he had glasses on till he whipped them off.

+1

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

/Does also.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

If anyone can handle it, it's Vriska. I mean, they've been dropping hints about her polykismesissitudinal nature for a full season now. The real question here is how it'll affect the dynamic between the Striders, you know?

[featheryasshole]

I think it's going to create a bit of a rift between them. There's been all that foreshadowing of a conflict between Bro and Davesprite, after all. Though I'm not too sure about Dave's reaction to all that. How's he going to handle a blackrom rivalry between his mentor figures?

This Week, on As Asphodel Turns

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A mysterious stranger has just appeared in the junkyard. He claims to be Sarah Connor's long-lost son...but is he really who he says he is?

Meanwhile, tensions are at an all time all over the station! Everyone knows about the torch Rookie is carrying for O'Brien...everyone but O'Brien, that is. And over at Normandy Haus, Commander Shepard is torn between the long-faithful Garrus and the mysterious new stranger, Six.

WILL O'Brien realize the truth before it's too late, or is Rookie's love doomed to be unrequited forever? WILL Shepard give into temptation or remain true to Garrus? And will she ever find out that Red is a raptor?

And coming up NEXT WEEK: Jiji has a girlfriend, you know! He's so thrilled that she's finally arrived on Sacrosanct, and he can't wait to show her the present he killed for her! But will she appreciate his display of strength? And where is Killer Deathbite?

One Life To Relive

[alaspooryork]

This week, on One Life To Relive:

Tensions mount as Noble Six reveals that she is not actually dead, which is hotly denied by Black-Two. Will Carter allow her to stay in Ghost House, or will she leave in tears? Will the blood test reveal the true father of Killer Deathbite?

Meanwhile, Reapers Red, Grid, and GLaDOS search for new candidates among REDs and BLUs. Are those Pyros already dead and hiding in the land of the living under concealing suits? Is GLaDOS becoming jealous of Sniper's accuracy?

Find out next time, on One Life To Relive!

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

bitches better stay away from my bunny

Episode 235, On the Lunar Front.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Well obviously the man in the phone booth is Niles Fishnchips

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck. It's like you've been reading Vriska's secret hidden fanfics! :O

 

 

 

HAVE you been reading Vriska's secret hidden fanfics? :I

OH MY GOODNESS.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

OH man, this ought to be good.

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[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THE ROMANTIC TENSION.

WHAT DID HE KILL FOR HER.

WAS IT A DINOSAUR.

WHAT? It can't end there!

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Oh no! They can't kick out Six, can they? What if she's the father!? Killer Deathbite will never know his true daddy!

And that shot of Glados behind Sniper, the dark pan with the rack focus, did that dramatic crescendo mean she was going to kill him!? I have to knoooooow. D:

Ah Niles Fishnchips, we have dismissed this claim.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

SHHH, you're going to spoil it.

[alaspooryork]

Spoilers: the real daddy is Sergeant Johnson.

[i_like_your]

This week on 'Singularity Street'!

That befuddled new house-keeper, GLaDOS, decides the refrigerator is all out of cake. Hilarity abounds as she deprives everyone of oxygen in the interests of gathering those extra special ingredients.

Meanwhile, Call learns a valuable lesson in womens' issues, as Grid suffers period pains and ends up dissolving the lavatory in molecular acid. All is well, however, when Call offers to help her over those pesky brooding issues by abducting Kaylee for a fun-filled, mucous-drenched cocooning party. Watch out for the 'surprise gift', Kaylee! Oops, too late! Someone just got pregnant!

All is not well with 7, however, when her recent brain surgery goes mysteriously awry and she can't stop herself from ordering hardcore puppet pornography.

Sexiness abounds, however, when Sarah Connor's prodigal son, John, returns from an extended vacation to find her in cahoots with that hot new blonde - who reveals her real name's not Elizabeth Anderson, after all! But just why is Uncle Bob acting so strange around her? Who's Marcus Wright? And has he really captured John's heart...?

Cue the theme tune!

See Keywords.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Gets Sollux/Veetor/Virgil to program the VCR for her so she doesn't miss an episode of this. And yes, VCR.]

[i_like_your]

:o

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Sergeant Johnson! I totally called it when he showed up last season. [Elbows person next to her.] Remember? I called it, remember?

I AM SO A WIZARD

[i_like_your]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

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Yeah, yeah we all remember.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, GLaDOS is my favorite. <3

SCREAM Kaylee will be the best mom

[i_like_your]

But they'll never get her to bake cookies. >:| It's not cake, you see.

Tune in next week to see Kaylee's birth! Rumours abound it might involve a unique form of Caesarian section! :D

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

oh my god

oh my god if Kaylee dies in childbirth I'm gonna stop watching

Not like that time when T-800 'died' in that explosion and I said I'd stop watching, come on, it's T-800. Everyone knew he'd be back.

I'll stop watching for real if they kill Kaylee, I swear I will. :|