Soap Opera Meme.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Since I don't have a plurk and my need for meme is great:

Sing, yes you, I am bored and in need of entertainment. Not just any entertainment, I need some melodrama in my life. Since there's never any actual drama around here aside from the totally awesome IC drama, thank you Terminator and Halo casts, I need you to make some up.

Sing is a Soap Opera.

Here's how it's going to roll:

Step 1. Write up a blurb about your episode and post it.

► What happens this week?
► What happens next week?
► Write a snippet of the episode, bad dialogue and all?

Step 2. Comment on other people's blurbs and tell them your favorite part of that episode.

► MY GOD, was that an evil twin who speaks Spanish?
► When will Lev admit his secret love for Hypatia and give up this farce?
► Did Prism really turn his back on glorious science for HAL?

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit.


Let's do this people.

EDIT: Courtesy of Teal. Soap Opera Title Generator.

Comments

[i_like_your]

This week on 'Singularity Street'!

That befuddled new house-keeper, GLaDOS, decides the refrigerator is all out of cake. Hilarity abounds as she deprives everyone of oxygen in the interests of gathering those extra special ingredients.

Meanwhile, Call learns a valuable lesson in womens' issues, as Grid suffers period pains and ends up dissolving the lavatory in molecular acid. All is well, however, when Call offers to help her over those pesky brooding issues by abducting Kaylee for a fun-filled, mucous-drenched cocooning party. Watch out for the 'surprise gift', Kaylee! Oops, too late! Someone just got pregnant!

All is not well with 7, however, when her recent brain surgery goes mysteriously awry and she can't stop herself from ordering hardcore puppet pornography.

Sexiness abounds, however, when Sarah Connor's prodigal son, John, returns from an extended vacation to find her in cahoots with that hot new blonde - who reveals her real name's not Elizabeth Anderson, after all! But just why is Uncle Bob acting so strange around her? Who's Marcus Wright? And has he really captured John's heart...?

Cue the theme tune!

See Keywords.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Gets Sollux/Veetor/Virgil to program the VCR for her so she doesn't miss an episode of this. And yes, VCR.]

I AM SO A WIZARD

[i_like_your]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, GLaDOS is my favorite. <3

SCREAM Kaylee will be the best mom

[i_like_your]

But they'll never get her to bake cookies. >:| It's not cake, you see.

Tune in next week to see Kaylee's birth! Rumours abound it might involve a unique form of Caesarian section! :D

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

oh my god

oh my god if Kaylee dies in childbirth I'm gonna stop watching

Not like that time when T-800 'died' in that explosion and I said I'd stop watching, come on, it's T-800. Everyone knew he'd be back.

I'll stop watching for real if they kill Kaylee, I swear I will. :|

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

The show is written and directed by Joss Whedon....

[i_like_your]

He's always back... Characters go with him if they want to live.

Fear not, brave consumer! There are mysterious plans afoot...

Also, it's good for ratings. <3

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

OH GOD! XD Will she have to be admitted to Puppet Fetishist Anonymous?!

[i_like_your]

LET'S HOPE SO!