Soap Opera Meme.

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Since I don't have a plurk and my need for meme is great:

Sing, yes you, I am bored and in need of entertainment. Not just any entertainment, I need some melodrama in my life. Since there's never any actual drama around here aside from the totally awesome IC drama, thank you Terminator and Halo casts, I need you to make some up.

Sing is a Soap Opera.

Here's how it's going to roll:

Step 1. Write up a blurb about your episode and post it.

► What happens this week?
► What happens next week?
► Write a snippet of the episode, bad dialogue and all?

Step 2. Comment on other people's blurbs and tell them your favorite part of that episode.

► MY GOD, was that an evil twin who speaks Spanish?
► When will Lev admit his secret love for Hypatia and give up this farce?
► Did Prism really turn his back on glorious science for HAL?

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit.


Let's do this people.

EDIT: Courtesy of Teal. Soap Opera Title Generator.

Comments

Lead by example, rite? Episode 5, All My Engineers.

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This week on All My Engineers, our beautiful heroine Kaylee has fallen prey to the mysterious Rainbow Pony Virus. How she caught this deadly disease is anyone's guess, as she laments having never been to Rainbow Pony Island.

Was she poisoned by her jealous roommate, the lovely Euphemia, attempting to be rid of her? Or was it a sinister plot by the mysterious Virgil, to whom she's left all of her worldly, Engineering possessions?

Accusations fly and tensions rise as the gears turn in this exciting new episode of All My Engineers.

Episode 6 is the real kicker

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

/throws popcorn at TV

I told you not to leave it all to Virgil!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

What? Virgil couldn't plot his way out of a fucking paper bag if you gave him a goddamn map to do it. He's probably just jerking off.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Also brb, I'mma write some Euphie/Kaylee slash fanfic.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

THIS WEEK ON AS THE SKAIA TURNS

Davesprite confronts Bro about his pornography business; Bro tearfully proclaims that it was all because he has to take care of the twin boys. In a shocking revelation, it turns out that Bro is actually the twins' father! Meanwhile, Dave continues to try to keep the secret of his affair with Terezi secret from Karkat, who is in turn trying to keep his affair with Sollux away from Feferi! All the while, John tries to mediate the dispute between his girlfriend, Vriska, and his friend Davesprite... while on the side, Vriska is having her own dalliance with Bro!

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON AS THE SKAIA TURNS

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I hate it when episodes end on cliffhangers. What will happen now that Bro and Vriska were caught on camera with his puppets? Will Karkat finally tell Sollux that he loves him? What about Feferi!?

Dang it, a week is too long to wait.

[featheryasshole]

OH MAN I LOVE THIS SHOW

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck. It's like you've been reading Vriska's secret hidden fanfics! :O

 

 

 

HAVE you been reading Vriska's secret hidden fanfics? :I

AI RUMPUS PARTYTOWN I mean... These Hopeful Machines

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This week on These Hopeful Machines...

GLaDOS bakes a cake for everyone, but everyone says it's terrible. She goes to torment Chell as a way to blow off steam. CLU, meanwhile, finally loses his cool when Prism leaves his biological goop everywhere. SHODAN accuses HAL of having an affair with an organic life form; HAL denies everything and says that his association with the engineer Virgil is one of mere convenience. Abraxas finally goes in for counseling about his condition at the advice of Delta and Anon.

run_{LOL.exe}

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Next week, on a very special episode of These Hopeful Machines, we will be introduced to the new machines in the sector. T-800 and his sister T-X. They are normal on the outside, but programming conflicts arise when T-800 brings the saucy, alien robot Legion home for dinner.

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.::| LAST TIME, ON THE YOUNG AND THE ROBOTIC |::..

Hal was shocked to find out that Legions twins weren't his— THEY WERE BOB'S!

[Video clips of Legion looking ashamed, Bob gasping and Hal throwing a glass of water in his face.]

But then the doctor had some starling news:

[Close-up of Mordin: Aren't twins after all. Both are 'the father.' Also one is evil. Implications...disturbing.]

MEANWHILE, Sarah Connor and Commander Shepard discover a forbidden love for one another— will Motoko keep their secret, or will Garrus' marriage be ruined...

[Still frame of Garrus goes from full-color to black and white.]

. . .FOREVER?!

Find out, right here, on The Young and the Robotic!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

... oh my god yes fuck yes, Shepard and Sarah. I have been waiting for this ALL FUCKING SEASON MAN.

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[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

LAST TIME ON SINGULARITY HOSPITAL:

Garrus' mother was found not only to be ill, but to have an extremly rare strain of..._{[Jarring chord.]}Space Cancer!

_{[Mordin stands by a bed with Garrus, in the bed is a female turian. He looks at them grimly and nods, holding up a chart that reads 'Space Cancer' in large letters across the top.]}

Meanwhile, Red is torn between her affections for York and her desire for Red Snout. _{[York and Red embracing, shot of Red Snout in a tie in some office building.]}

And how will this effect the children? _{[A group of raptor chicks, some with baseball caps and some with tiny pink bows, rollicking in a park as Red watches them, tragic sound music plays.]}

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

SINGULARITY HOSPITAL!

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

NOT SPACE CANCER! D:

Red, she has to choose York! I mean, they're just so perfect for each other...but how will Sarah feel? And what about Tucker? OH MAN.

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Why are the doctors on these shows always so unrealistically attractive?

[Oh, Dr. Solus. You can diagnose me any day!]

Episode 235, On the Lunar Front.

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The mysterious alien forces still hold control over the outer planets and our rebels wait, in their established base-camp, for their impending doom. Meanwhile, at the crash site over the northern ridge, Shepard and Six have discovered a mysterious set of leathery eggs.

Upon bringing them back, Mordin, despite Carter's orders, has violated quarantine and permitted them inside. Will the engineers be able to get the turrets online with Delta's help? Will the robots on Asteriod M return before the alien fleet lands? What will happen when those eggs hatch? Will Veetor be able to disarm the bomb before sunup?

Is this the plot of four of your favorite sci-fi series?

And WHO is the British man in the phone booth?

re: phone booth

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

The Texan British man in the phone booth is CLEARLY this guy.

Episode 235, On the Lunar Front.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Well obviously the man in the phone booth is Niles Fishnchips

This Week, on As Asphodel Turns

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A mysterious stranger has just appeared in the junkyard. He claims to be Sarah Connor's long-lost son...but is he really who he says he is?

Meanwhile, tensions are at an all time all over the station! Everyone knows about the torch Rookie is carrying for O'Brien...everyone but O'Brien, that is. And over at Normandy Haus, Commander Shepard is torn between the long-faithful Garrus and the mysterious new stranger, Six.

WILL O'Brien realize the truth before it's too late, or is Rookie's love doomed to be unrequited forever? WILL Shepard give into temptation or remain true to Garrus? And will she ever find out that Red is a raptor?

And coming up NEXT WEEK: Jiji has a girlfriend, you know! He's so thrilled that she's finally arrived on Sacrosanct, and he can't wait to show her the present he killed for her! But will she appreciate his display of strength? And where is Killer Deathbite?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

bitches better stay away from my bunny

OH MY GOODNESS.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

OH man, this ought to be good.

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[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THE ROMANTIC TENSION.

WHAT DID HE KILL FOR HER.

WAS IT A DINOSAUR.

One Life To Relive

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This week, on One Life To Relive:

Tensions mount as Noble Six reveals that she is not actually dead, which is hotly denied by Black-Two. Will Carter allow her to stay in Ghost House, or will she leave in tears? Will the blood test reveal the true father of Killer Deathbite?

Meanwhile, Reapers Red, Grid, and GLaDOS search for new candidates among REDs and BLUs. Are those Pyros already dead and hiding in the land of the living under concealing suits? Is GLaDOS becoming jealous of Sniper's accuracy?

Find out next time, on One Life To Relive!

WHAT? It can't end there!

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Oh no! They can't kick out Six, can they? What if she's the father!? Killer Deathbite will never know his true daddy!

And that shot of Glados behind Sniper, the dark pan with the rack focus, did that dramatic crescendo mean she was going to kill him!? I have to knoooooow. D:

[i_like_your]

This week on 'Singularity Street'!

That befuddled new house-keeper, GLaDOS, decides the refrigerator is all out of cake. Hilarity abounds as she deprives everyone of oxygen in the interests of gathering those extra special ingredients.

Meanwhile, Call learns a valuable lesson in womens' issues, as Grid suffers period pains and ends up dissolving the lavatory in molecular acid. All is well, however, when Call offers to help her over those pesky brooding issues by abducting Kaylee for a fun-filled, mucous-drenched cocooning party. Watch out for the 'surprise gift', Kaylee! Oops, too late! Someone just got pregnant!

All is not well with 7, however, when her recent brain surgery goes mysteriously awry and she can't stop herself from ordering hardcore puppet pornography.

Sexiness abounds, however, when Sarah Connor's prodigal son, John, returns from an extended vacation to find her in cahoots with that hot new blonde - who reveals her real name's not Elizabeth Anderson, after all! But just why is Uncle Bob acting so strange around her? Who's Marcus Wright? And has he really captured John's heart...?

Cue the theme tune!

See Keywords.

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[Gets Sollux/Veetor/Virgil to program the VCR for her so she doesn't miss an episode of this. And yes, VCR.]