Soap Opera Meme.

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Since I don't have a plurk and my need for meme is great:

Sing, yes you, I am bored and in need of entertainment. Not just any entertainment, I need some melodrama in my life. Since there's never any actual drama around here aside from the totally awesome IC drama, thank you Terminator and Halo casts, I need you to make some up.

Sing is a Soap Opera.

Here's how it's going to roll:

Step 1. Write up a blurb about your episode and post it.

► What happens this week?
► What happens next week?
► Write a snippet of the episode, bad dialogue and all?

Step 2. Comment on other people's blurbs and tell them your favorite part of that episode.

► MY GOD, was that an evil twin who speaks Spanish?
► When will Lev admit his secret love for Hypatia and give up this farce?
► Did Prism really turn his back on glorious science for HAL?

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit.


Let's do this people.

EDIT: Courtesy of Teal. Soap Opera Title Generator.

Comments

Lead by example, rite? Episode 5, All My Engineers.

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This week on All My Engineers, our beautiful heroine Kaylee has fallen prey to the mysterious Rainbow Pony Virus. How she caught this deadly disease is anyone's guess, as she laments having never been to Rainbow Pony Island.

Was she poisoned by her jealous roommate, the lovely Euphemia, attempting to be rid of her? Or was it a sinister plot by the mysterious Virgil, to whom she's left all of her worldly, Engineering possessions?

Accusations fly and tensions rise as the gears turn in this exciting new episode of All My Engineers.

Episode 6 is the real kicker

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

/throws popcorn at TV

I told you not to leave it all to Virgil!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

THIS WEEK ON AS THE SKAIA TURNS

Davesprite confronts Bro about his pornography business; Bro tearfully proclaims that it was all because he has to take care of the twin boys. In a shocking revelation, it turns out that Bro is actually the twins' father! Meanwhile, Dave continues to try to keep the secret of his affair with Terezi secret from Karkat, who is in turn trying to keep his affair with Sollux away from Feferi! All the while, John tries to mediate the dispute between his girlfriend, Vriska, and his friend Davesprite... while on the side, Vriska is having her own dalliance with Bro!

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON AS THE SKAIA TURNS

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

What? Virgil couldn't plot his way out of a fucking paper bag if you gave him a goddamn map to do it. He's probably just jerking off.

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I hate it when episodes end on cliffhangers. What will happen now that Bro and Vriska were caught on camera with his puppets? Will Karkat finally tell Sollux that he loves him? What about Feferi!?

Dang it, a week is too long to wait.

[featheryasshole]

OH MAN I LOVE THIS SHOW

AI RUMPUS PARTYTOWN I mean... These Hopeful Machines

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

This week on These Hopeful Machines...

GLaDOS bakes a cake for everyone, but everyone says it's terrible. She goes to torment Chell as a way to blow off steam. CLU, meanwhile, finally loses his cool when Prism leaves his biological goop everywhere. SHODAN accuses HAL of having an affair with an organic life form; HAL denies everything and says that his association with the engineer Virgil is one of mere convenience. Abraxas finally goes in for counseling about his condition at the advice of Delta and Anon.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Also brb, I'mma write some Euphie/Kaylee slash fanfic.

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.::| LAST TIME, ON THE YOUNG AND THE ROBOTIC |::..

Hal was shocked to find out that Legions twins weren't his— THEY WERE BOB'S!

[Video clips of Legion looking ashamed, Bob gasping and Hal throwing a glass of water in his face.]

But then the doctor had some starling news:

[Close-up of Mordin: Aren't twins after all. Both are 'the father.' Also one is evil. Implications...disturbing.]

MEANWHILE, Sarah Connor and Commander Shepard discover a forbidden love for one another— will Motoko keep their secret, or will Garrus' marriage be ruined...

[Still frame of Garrus goes from full-color to black and white.]

. . .FOREVER?!

Find out, right here, on The Young and the Robotic!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

... oh my god yes fuck yes, Shepard and Sarah. I have been waiting for this ALL FUCKING SEASON MAN.

run_{LOL.exe}

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Next week, on a very special episode of These Hopeful Machines, we will be introduced to the new machines in the sector. T-800 and his sister T-X. They are normal on the outside, but programming conflicts arise when T-800 brings the saucy, alien robot Legion home for dinner.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hot DAMN shit is about to get SO REAL. SO REAL.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[]

[featheryasshole]

Also my favourite storyline is the Vriska <3< Striders thing. Which of the three will she finally choose as her fated enemy? Or will she rebel against the traditions of her people and choose... all of them??

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Damn, is she hardcore enough to handle that much Strider ass?

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

LAST TIME ON SINGULARITY HOSPITAL:

Garrus' mother was found not only to be ill, but to have an extremly rare strain of..._{[Jarring chord.]}Space Cancer!

_{[Mordin stands by a bed with Garrus, in the bed is a female turian. He looks at them grimly and nods, holding up a chart that reads 'Space Cancer' in large letters across the top.]}

Meanwhile, Red is torn between her affections for York and her desire for Red Snout. _{[York and Red embracing, shot of Red Snout in a tie in some office building.]}

And how will this effect the children? _{[A group of raptor chicks, some with baseball caps and some with tiny pink bows, rollicking in a park as Red watches them, tragic sound music plays.]}

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

SINGULARITY HOSPITAL!

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[Teaser footage that has been playing in commercials all week: it's a brief shot of them making out— and from the grabby hands, LOOKS LIKE THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

... I'll be in my bunk.

Episode 235, On the Lunar Front.

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The mysterious alien forces still hold control over the outer planets and our rebels wait, in their established base-camp, for their impending doom. Meanwhile, at the crash site over the northern ridge, Shepard and Six have discovered a mysterious set of leathery eggs.

Upon bringing them back, Mordin, despite Carter's orders, has violated quarantine and permitted them inside. Will the engineers be able to get the turrets online with Delta's help? Will the robots on Asteriod M return before the alien fleet lands? What will happen when those eggs hatch? Will Veetor be able to disarm the bomb before sunup?

Is this the plot of four of your favorite sci-fi series?

And WHO is the British man in the phone booth?

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

NOT SPACE CANCER! D:

Red, she has to choose York! I mean, they're just so perfect for each other...but how will Sarah feel? And what about Tucker? OH MAN.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Why are the doctors on these shows always so unrealistically attractive?

[Oh, Dr. Solus. You can diagnose me any day!]

re: phone booth

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

The Texan British man in the phone booth is CLEARLY this guy.

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

But those are Red Snout's chicks! Think of the children, Kaylee!

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

/makes a dummy account on ff.net, just to +FAV THEM ALL

[featheryasshole]

Find out next season!~