Soap Opera Meme.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Since I don't have a plurk and my need for meme is great:

Sing, yes you, I am bored and in need of entertainment. Not just any entertainment, I need some melodrama in my life. Since there's never any actual drama around here aside from the totally awesome IC drama, thank you Terminator and Halo casts, I need you to make some up.

Sing is a Soap Opera.

Here's how it's going to roll:

Step 1. Write up a blurb about your episode and post it.

► What happens this week?
► What happens next week?
► Write a snippet of the episode, bad dialogue and all?

Step 2. Comment on other people's blurbs and tell them your favorite part of that episode.

► MY GOD, was that an evil twin who speaks Spanish?
► When will Lev admit his secret love for Hypatia and give up this farce?
► Did Prism really turn his back on glorious science for HAL?

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit.


Let's do this people.

EDIT: Courtesy of Teal. Soap Opera Title Generator.

Comments

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

LAST TIME ON SINGULARITY HOSPITAL:

Garrus' mother was found not only to be ill, but to have an extremly rare strain of..._{[Jarring chord.]}Space Cancer!

_{[Mordin stands by a bed with Garrus, in the bed is a female turian. He looks at them grimly and nods, holding up a chart that reads 'Space Cancer' in large letters across the top.]}

Meanwhile, Red is torn between her affections for York and her desire for Red Snout. _{[York and Red embracing, shot of Red Snout in a tie in some office building.]}

And how will this effect the children? _{[A group of raptor chicks, some with baseball caps and some with tiny pink bows, rollicking in a park as Red watches them, tragic sound music plays.]}

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

SINGULARITY HOSPITAL!

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

NOT SPACE CANCER! D:

Red, she has to choose York! I mean, they're just so perfect for each other...but how will Sarah feel? And what about Tucker? OH MAN.

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

But those are Red Snout's chicks! Think of the children, Kaylee!

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Why are the doctors on these shows always so unrealistically attractive?

[Oh, Dr. Solus. You can diagnose me any day!]

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

It's got to be the makeup. I mean, nobody can be that swai without photoshop.

Did you see that dramatic turn around before the commercial? I didn't even realize he had glasses on till he whipped them off.