singularityderp | baby's first meme

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baby's first meme

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❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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Fine, busted.

[sigh]

Well, I guess there's no getting around this.

Bro better not have any more hidden cameras around.

[ Shrug. DAVE HONESTLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT HERE there are worse people to make out with than yourself. Even if the wings are kind of ~~awesome~~ weird. ]

That is a completely unreasonable line of thought and we both know it. The man is fucking obsessive with his voyeurism. Probably watching us right now.

[ He gives the bird to some random direction, hoping it registers on Bro's cameras, before straightening up some and walking towards Davesprite. If they're going to be macking on each other, they can damn well make sure its ironic. ]

[Oh, Davesprite's not too worried about the selfcesting either. After all, he already engaged in quite a bit of that with purpleDave ~~and it was totally hot~~. No, he's more concerned about Vriska gaining the upper hand in the endless war of blackmail material. Oh well, it's not a huge deal.]

[Floats down to be ground level to be face to face. Ok then.]

where making it hapen

[ Can't blackmail what you're not ashamed of, brosef. Dave's eyes flick down behind his shades, noticing the sword that is kind of jutting impudently out of Davesprite's chest. This does make getting any closer a little difficult. ]

Okay, wow. Uh, Egbert'd probably be making some "are you happy to see me" joke right now, but we probably don't need to gay up the place any more than we have to.

[ Shrug. You get the point, Davesprite. ]

[Davesprite looks down and rolls his eyes with exasperation.]

Goddammit, I keep forgetting about this thing.

[He draws the sword out, leaving a big ol' hole gaping in his chest, and sets it down somewhere out of the way.]

[ Well, that's a little awkward. Eh. No big, though. ]

[ And you lean in, interrupting whatever Davesprite has to say as your lips meet his. ]

[What a rude interruption! Oh well.]

[Kissing right back, but man is it weird making out with yourself. Not offputting as such, though. Possibly even weird in a good way.]

[ Despite Dave's forward antics, he's actually... not a fantastic kisser. At all. Not bad, particularly, but about as average as you can get. This is probably because he's never actually kissed anyone. So he just kind of... locks lips and then freezes because HOW I DO THIS. ]

[ After a tiny pause, he goes for Davesprite's upper lip. Man, this is kind of weird. He's flushing just a little, totally for ironic reasons, and maybe leaning in a bit closer to the sprite. ]

[OH RIGHT. Davesprite may not have much added experience, but he guesses he should be taking the lead here.]

[Raising a hand to Dave's cheek, he leans closer and kisses with more force, nibbling on his lower lip gently.]

[ Okay wow that is. That is actually kind of nice. ]

[ ...don't mind Dave, Davesprite, just going to be wrapping his arms around you now. He breaks away for a second, taking a small breath before going in for another small kiss. He's going to figure out how to do this dammit :| ]

[Davesprite opens his mouth by a fraction on the second kiss, contemplating going for tongue. He decides against it for now, though. He doesn't yet have a full grasp on how that shit works and it might just get awkward.]

[Instead, he keeps the kiss soft and light while his other hand travels down to Dave's waist.]

[ Dave mirrors suit immediately - if nothing else he's a quick learner. Here, Davesprite, have other!you's teeth lightly, very lightly nibbling at your upper lip. ]

[ The hand on his waist finally grabs his attention. He pulls away for a moment, and raises an eyebrow above the shades. He makes no attempt to move away. ]

You okay with this? [ And, after a moment, ironically: ] No homo.

[Davesprite mirrors the expression and shrugs lightly.]

I am if you are, dude.

[See, it's funny because they're the same person! Haha! Ha.]

[:|]

Shit, bro, that is some zen shit right there. Confucius would've had a fucking field day with this.

[ Actually, he's pretty sure Freud would be flipping in his grave if anyone had to. But he's not about to say that, choosing instead to lean back in with a small grin. ]

I'm cool. Chill as always.

[ Good thing Terezi isn't here - that small flush is still there, and she'd be having a goddamn heart attack. ]

[Davesprite's grin starts out identical to his past self's, but grows a tiny bit because that flush isn't going unnoticed.]

Awesome.

[And anyway who cares about Freud, dude's just jealous he never got to make out with himself.]

[Speaking of which, time to get back to the kissing.]

[ Gladly. Dave leans in, resuming the earlier makeout session with renewed vigor. He runs a hand up his alternate!future!self's side, tracing the weird part where shirt becomes down, before wrapping it around and resting it on his sprite's hip. ]

[ Or where his hip would be. It's a little complicated, what with his new sprite-biology. DAMMIT WHY SO CONFUSING. ]

[Okay, it's time to attempt some high-level MAKEOUT MANOUVERING.]

[By which I mean here Dave, have some orange ghostly tongue probing your mouth.]

[ MAKEOUT OPERANDI: LVL 22 TONGUE OF THE CROW ]

[ Dave has been slain. ]

[ Or not. He is a little surprised, to say the least! But he quickly recovers, slipping his own tongue into the mix with REMARKABLE VIM. ]

[ He is still not very good at this, but dammit, he's getting better by the second. ]

[Okay, Davesprite's not entirely sure how to proceed from here. He keeps exploring Dave's mouth carefully, almost methodically. This might last for some time. Hope you're not too into breathing, dude!]

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h-how does i shot makeouts sob