singularityderp | baby's first meme

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baby's first meme

Stolen from

theposthumans shamelessly because it's amazing.

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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Just asking.

...What's wrong with York?

Nothing's wrong with him, it's just that he's like...

My bro.

Oh. Right.

[Well this is awkward. You can't argue with the bro code.]

There someone else, then?

Yeah, pretty much. [Kanye shrug. You really can't.]

Nah. Why? Did you think there would be?

[Awkward shrug.] Kind of surprised that there isn't.

[YOU'RE PRETTY, OKAY. Takes a not-so-subtle step closer. There's no denying that Tucker is hot, but Sarah has no idea how to go about picking up another chick.]

Well, there hasn't been much to look at.

[Oh. Oh she sees what's going on here.

Tucker is just going to scoot in close until they are face to face.] Are you trying to be coy? Didn't think you did that kind of thing.

[Oh shit, now what. Sarah just tries to look casual, okay.]

Well, I don't try it very often.

[...Looks Tucker up and down.]

Is it working?

[Just... laughing a little. With her not at her. maybe.] It's alright, I've got plenty of time loving the ladies under my belt.

[Plenty. Three. Same difference.] Sure. Why not?

[Puttin' her hands all around your waist now, Sarah.]

[Sarah just rolls her eyes, somewhat self-deprecatingly. She can tell when she's being laughed at.]

Good to know.

[She puts her arms around Tucker. Ahh they are the exact same height what do.]

[Just smirking.]

[Waiting for her to make a move.]

[Because her awkward is kind of amusing.]

[Damn you, Tucker, you're not making this any easier. But there's no excuse for stalling anymore. It's time to man up or go home.

Sarah tilts her head and graps Tucker's chin lightly in one hand, closing her eyes and leaning in to kiss her soundly.]

[Tucker is very pleased with how this is going. She is more than happy press back into the kiss and maybe even slip in a little tongue. It vaguely comes to mind that York is going probably gonna be awkward about it. Or think it's hot. That last one sounds like it could lead somewhere awesome.]

[Sarah makes a muffled sound of surprise at the tongue, but she doesn't pull back. She has the remnants of her dignity to think about, after all.

Instead, she pulls Tucker a little closer and adds in some tongue of her own. What York may or may not think is not something that Sarah's considering at all, because this is awkward enough as it is.]

[Well, damn. Damn. She's actualy pretty surprised at this trn of events, which is saying a lot. Tucker's had her doubts that Sarah had it in her but, well, doubts assuaged.

She settles a little more into the kiss, relaxing against the other woman and taking the opportunity to run her hands up and down her sides, making content little noises all the while.]

[Sarah isn't sure quite what compelled her to do this, but whatever it was, she's glad she went ahead and made the move. Tucker is fucking good at this, and Sarah deepens the kiss a little, scratching her nails lightly down Tucker's back.]

[Tucker has never ever needed anything to compel her to make out with pretty ladies. Ever. Still, Sarah is the best so far and when she drags her nails down, Tucker's fingers press a little more firmly into her sides and she nips lightly at Sarah's bottom lip in encouragement.]

[Sarah hums a little, deep in her throat, and presses closer to Tucker, wrapping her arms around her more firmly. She catches Tucker's lower lip between her own and sucks lightly, running her tongue across it.]

Tucker, you seen my hoodie?

[ HEY GUYS HELP HIM FIND THINGS IT'S COLD AND HE KINDA WANTS IT.

York slides back into the room and makes a noise of greeting at Sarah, only to realize oh.

Oh.

Oh man.

Holy shit. ]

--I--

Jesus Christ.

[To her credit, Tucker knows an interruption when she hears one. She opens an eye, sees York out of the corner and carefully breaks the kiss before doing her best to look apologetic with her hands still around Sarah's waist.]

Well.

Fuck.

[Sarah's eyes fly open when she hears York's voice. She does her best to break away from Tucker before he opens the door, but she's way too late.

She turns her head reluctantly to look at York, hands still pressed against Tucker's back.]

Uh.

Hi.

Don't uh. You know, lemme interrupt, I was just.

Hoodie.

Yeah.

[ LMFAO stands there with wide eyes and then says fuck it and goes for his hoodie D8 ]

Uhm. Do you want me to like, get it for you or...

[Oh no. He's getting for it. Sort of.]

Geez this is fucking awkward.

[Because someone had to say it.]

Edited 2011-01-16 05:20 (UTC)

[Sarah is just turning red and avoiding York's eyes foreverrrr.]

We were just...uh.

[STOPS because it's pretty fucking obvious what they were doing.]

...Sorry.

--The hell are you apologizing for?

[ LMFAO sounds like he's about to laugh, kind of surprised. ]

Proceed, guys, by all means.

[ CAN'T HELP BUT GRIN A LITTLE 8D ]

[Tucker, being of sound mind and little shame, is still confused as hell.]

Woah woah woah. York. What?

[Explain yourself brofriend!]

rofl I don't know if I'm pushing tucker/york, york/sarah, or sarah/tucker

I hear an OT3 coming on

how do you feel about milfs, york

York has all the milfs.

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Mmmmm guuuuuurl

hahaha /uses ridiculous icon

/regrets nothing

LOLING FOREVER OHMYGOD

this is terrible and amazing

yyyyyyyy

THE WORST

I THINK YOU MEAN BEST

FFFF

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