baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[i_like_your]

We do.

[REALLY AWESOME KISSING MODE INITIATED. The kind where a helpless target is man-handled by the upper arms and forced into it. Hello, DNA-analysing tongue...]

aj;klfsd

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[STRUGGLING AS HARD AS SHE CAN because she doesn't care how awesome it is, this is a goddamn Terminator and this is not okay.

Too bad Sarah doesn't stand a chance of actually being able to push the T-X away.]

^,..,^

[i_like_your]

[STRUGGLE, SARAH. THAT'S WHAT SKYNET WANTS YOU TO DO. Possibly because any resulting video log could probably fund a small HK factory.

Hey, remember what Kyle told you about them unable to be reasoned with? Absolutely not ever stopping? Well, this is why.]

Mmmmm...

[That's right. Sensuality: It has detailed files. Like pinning you up against the wall and almost depriving you of oxygen.

CUE THE SLIP-SLIDING OF ROBOT HAND IN HAIR.]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Oh hell no. This struggling isn't for Skynet's benefit, you can be damn sure of that. Sarah's slammed against the wall and immediately braces herself against it, trying to use the added leverage to push the T-X away. At least enough to breathe.

Wait. Did it just...moan? This is so wrong. So wrong. Sarah gasps for breath and growls into the T-X's mouth.]

Fuck you.

[i_like_your]

[Sooo much rejected sad-face... :c No, wait. It's an emotionless death-robot. >:|

And, with the task completed, it ends, smoothing down clothes, even if Sarah's probably about to violently shove it away.]

Thank you for your co-operation.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Emotionless death robots are the most frustrating. Especially when they're strong enough that you can't fight them off.

SHOVING IS GO, whether it has any noticeable effect or not.]

Get the hell away from me.

[i_like_your]

But Sarah... I have to kill you now.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[...]

[ohshit. TRYING TO LOOK FRANTICALLY FOR POSSIBLE WEAPONS WITHOUT THE TERMINATOR NOTICING.]

That's not part of your new directive.

[if she sounds confident, maybe it will work?]

[i_like_your]

HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH.

It was a joke.

It's funny because you demonstrated an adverse stress-related reaction.

Would you like another...?

Terminator humor. Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Sarah just stares. A joke.

A fucking joke.]

No. I would not like another.

If you're gonna kill me, do it. Otherwise, get out.

Too much interfacing with GLaDOS...

[i_like_your]

Oh.

[Turns to leave. Looks back over shoulder.]

Are you going to write/E-mail/call?

She's going to start offering cakes next

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[DEATH GLARE.]

What do you think?

Delicious Matrix sex-cakes!

[i_like_your]

Possibly.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[derisive snort]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.