baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

oh god

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

QUICK WHERE'S ROOKIE

+1 ROOK!

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

+2, This thread needs more Rookie.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

DID SOMEBODY SAY ROOKIE???

[whistlesatengineers]

[o hai bbs]

[temerate.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS oh with this account what

[whistlesatengineers]

Miss me?

THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

--no.

DEJA VU, RIGHT?

[whistlesatengineers]

[Ker-pout.] Really?

[Are those his hands sliding around your waist? They must be.]

and o'brien's heart goes doki doki

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ o-oh he should probably be protesting this, instead of BLUSHING EVEN HARDER and letting Rookie go right ahead ]

awww, o'bri

[whistlesatengineers]

[Gosh he loves it when you blush, but he doesn't know if it's because it's funny or cute.]

[Leans in, lips aaaaaalmost touching O'Brien's...
... and then shifts head to brush his lips against the other ODST's cheek instead.]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ asjfldjfa Rookie you are such a cocktease. He grabs the front of Rookie's armor, incidentally pulling them closer together, and scooooowls. ]

Don't-- [oh dry swallow] --don't pull that shit. If you're gonna do something, do it.

[whistlesatengineers]

[It was too tempting, he couldn't help it. He lets himself get pulled closer, staying in O'Brien's face, voice low.]

You want me to? Do something. [Rookie is only asking out of courtesy.]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ shit it is more gay if he asks Rookie to do something or if he just takes the initiative himself THIS IS A TERRIBLE DILEMMA ]

I want--

[ NO YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM SAY ITTTTT ]

[whistlesatengineers]

[Well, O'Brien took the initiative last time?
And then Rookie took it from him? IDEK]

[Either way, there is a Rookie standing extremely close to you with an expectant look on his face. Saaaaaaay iiiiiiiiit.]

--yes...?

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ NO THE OTHER KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND WILL THINK HE'S GAY ]

--you're a fucking asshole, and I hate you.

[ And he surges forward that last inch to mash their lips together, every bit as awkward and angry as the first time. ]

[whistlesatengineers]

[SWEETIE I DON'T THINK THEY CARE]

R-mmph!

[He grunts into that, though he's not particularly surprised by it. Rookie just uses his grip on O'Brien's waist to keep in place - just in case - as he shifts his head to take advantage of this. He isn't nearly as awkward, but he can do the rough passionate thing as well as anyone.]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF HIM AND THEN TRY TO KILL HIM AGAIN

Also O'Brien is having none of your finesse and patience this time, his hands shift to Rookie's face, cupping his cheeks, taking only the shortest of breaths between kisses and nearly biting in his aggression. Obviously the more assertive he is, the less gay it is. Or the less he has to think about it. Or something. ]

[whistlesatengineers]

[NO THEY WON'T
well, not the killing part, anyway

That does surprise Rookie, but he lets O'Brien take the lead, leaning into the hands cupping his face while looping his arms around the other Helljumper more tightly. He doesn't quite match the aggression - because if this is some machismo thing, he isn't getting in the way of it - but does a good job keeping up.]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ Oh it's totally a machismo thing, and O'Brien actually runs out of steam pretty quickly, ending the last kiss and panting softly against Rookie's mouth. This happens when you start forgetting when to take a breath. ]

[whistlesatengineers]

[Rookie has become well-versed in the art of breathing during kissing, and is apparently unphased. Even if he's trying to let O'Brien lead, he finally breaks down and leans in to nip his lower lip.]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ He makes a small noise at that, not exactly a protest but glancing down and away in a fit of apparent shyness as all that angry bravado finally runs out. He's still pressed flush against Rookie though, and not making any move to change that. ]

[whistlesatengineers]

[He isn't exactly making a move to pull away either, though he does bring one hand up to touch O'Brien chin. Why so cute and shy, man?]

Freaking out?

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ Because relationships are scary :<<<<<<<<

Anyway he immediately looks defensive at the question. ]

What's that supposed to mean?

[whistlesatengineers]

[Dude, we're squadmates. Technically we have a relationship already. Even if it's not that kind.

He quirks up his eyebrows a bit.]

You freaked out last time.

[Rookie wants to know if there will be spazzing imminent.]