baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

York.

[A pause and then:]

Or we could just make out.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

+ stalkerpinned thread

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

+ 1

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[doubtful look]

I wasn't aware it was multiple choice.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Brow arch. Can't you see the option wheel on the screen, Connor?]

Everything is multiple choice.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[what are you talking about, and why isn't this in the script]

Oh yeah?

[stalling]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Man, the right wheel options are not closing the deal and she doesn't have enough paragon points to charm Connor into this. Time for the renegade interrupt.]

Yeah.

[Hope you like being grabbed around the waist and pulled up against a space marine, Connor, because that's what's up.]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[FUCK WHAT IS THIS oh actually it's not so bad.]

[...actually Shepard is pretty damn good. Stops freaking out because resisting isn't having any effect anyway.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Her attitude brings all the sentient lifeforms to the yard, and they're like IT'S COMMANDER SHEPARD AND SHE HAS A ROCKET LAUNCHER. Damn right...uh..something.

Small and here's the part where she kisses you firmly and several other adjectives. I do not have icons for this.]

lol I do...well sort of

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Hey, there's something to be said for controlling women with good taste in weaponry, amirite. Kisses firmly right back.]

Ahaha, close enough.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Good taste in weaponry is hot, dammit. After a few minutes of awkward making out, and possibly feeling Sarah up, Shepard lets her go. Shep looks rather pleased with herself.]

Still need to make out with York, though.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[And Sarah does not look disappointed.]

Wh - hey, what happened to multiple choice?

[NEVER TRUST A RENEGADE]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

What, Connor, never heard of C? All of the above.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Damn you, Shepard.

[RESIGNING HERSELF TO THIS TERRIBLE FATE :p]

Can't do anything with him if he's not here.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

--Oh, hey, there you are!

Heard you needed to talk to me about something or another.

[ C: waves ]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Dammit, York, why so innocent]

Uh.

Yeah.

...Well not exactly talk.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Didn't know you were into singing.

[ C: grins lazily at her, hands slung into his pockets as he wanders closer to her.

NOT SO INNOCENT, UFUFUFU ]

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[Narrows her eyes. Oh is that how he wants to play it.]

I'm not.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

^HELLO Sarah.

lol oh god

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

...Polito?

[SO UNSURE]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

Poli^to? Oh. Sure. Let's go with _that.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[DOUBTFUL LOOK]

You feeling okay?

[what's wrong with your voice and why are you giving me that look]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

I'm fine, Sarah. Better than _ever.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[still not sure about this]

...I guess I owe you for your help getting that data.