[Oh hey check it out. It's that one astoundingly violent nerd chick - the one who's always playing that lame D&D ripoff and trying to get people to join the Nic Cage Appreciation Society. The one who has a vendetta against all the coolkids, all of them, and is heading STRAIGHT FOR YOU. WAT DO?!]

A. Abscond, right the fuck now.
B. Play it cool, because that's what you do.
C. Suddenly and inexplicably profess your deep and passionate love. For Nic Cage movies.
D. SLOPPY INTERSPECIES MAKEOUTS.