http://modelscientist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] modelscientist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-01-13 06:03 pm
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DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!



DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥
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> Enter name: INSUFFERA8LE PRICK.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey check it out. It's that one astoundingly violent nerd chick - the one who's always playing that lame D&D ripoff and trying to get people to join the Nic Cage Appreciation Society. The one who has a vendetta against all the coolkids, all of them, and is heading STRAIGHT FOR YOU. WAT DO?!]

A. Abscond, right the fuck now.
B. Play it cool, because that's what you do.
C. Suddenly and inexplicably profess your deep and passionate love. For Nic Cage movies.
D. SLOPPY INTERSPECIES MAKEOUTS.

> GRU8FACE MC8ULGESUCKER?

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh-oh. This magnificent display of COOLKID NONCHALANCE only seems to be making her angrier! How can this be?]

Hey, dumbass. Didn't you hear? After that one kid got himself shanked with a fork in the cafeteria last week, all sharp pointy objects are banned from campus. All of the pointed things. All of them. And those shades suuuuuuuure do look pointy to me! Better hand them over!

[She is THUPER THERIOUTH. What now?]

A. Refuse outright. Over. Your. Dead. Body.
B. Give them up, but only after ninja-ing a less pointy pair onto your face.
C. Create some kind of DISTACTION.
D. Hand them over. Flutter eyelashes. Shoot her with your eye-lasers.

GOGDAMNED FUN POLICE >:I

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[You are rewarded with a classic dumbfounded "BWUH?" expression for your efforts. For a moment it looks like Vriska is going to try stealing your new glasses to see if you really DO have an infinite supply!]

[Instead, she proceeds to TRY AND STAB YOU WITH THE POINTY ANIME SHADES.]

A. Scream like a baby. Those things hurt, okay ;___;
B. Be the ninja. Switch the shades again.
C. Blank stare. God, they're not THAT sharp. We all need to settle down here.
D. Use Lil' Cal as a human puppet shield.
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