[Huh. You are quite sure that option C is the only available option. Seriously what is with that. It's almost like you're ~blind~ to any other choices that might be availabOKAY STOP THAT.]
> C. Make fun of her first.
[You quickly compose the most devastatingly dry and snarky reply message ever. It's a masterclass in barbed comments and sort-of-semi-good-natured teasing, and it contains almost twenty different hilarious blindness-related puns.]
[You then realise that thanks to your inane babbling and habit of elongating your voooooooowels, the message would need splitting up into like a billion separate texts and therefore cost you fifty boondollars to send it. Fuck that. DELETED.]
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> C. Make fun of her first.
[You quickly compose the most devastatingly dry and snarky reply message ever. It's a masterclass in barbed comments and sort-of-semi-good-natured teasing, and it contains almost twenty different hilarious blindness-related puns.]
[You then realise that thanks to your inane babbling and habit of elongating your voooooooowels, the message would need splitting up into like a billion separate texts and therefore cost you fifty boondollars to send it. Fuck that. DELETED.]
[YEAH THAT'LL DO]