DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[circuitry]

[Suddenly, you hear a chime from your cell phone. It seems you have received a text message!

...It looks like it's from Terezi Pyrope, that crazy hall monitor who takes her job way too seriously. Doesn't she know hall monitors don't actually have any authority? It's just a stupid assignment for fakey fake suck-ups and goody-two shoes.

Whatever. Let's just find out what she wants now and get this over with:]

SO 4R3 W3 ST1LL UP FOR FL4RP S4TURD4Y N1GHT >:?

[WAT DO.]

A. REFUSE. Hell no she's not allowed to come, not after that hall monitor shit she just pulled!
B. Tell her it's still on. You two butt heads all the time like this anyway.
C. Make fun of her first. Who plays a lawful neutral character all the time anyway? That's like the lamest alignment.
D. IGNORE THE TEXT. You're in class!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Huh. You are quite sure that option C is the only available option. Seriously what is with that. It's almost like you're ~blind~ to any other choices that might be availabOKAY STOP THAT.]

> C. Make fun of her first.

[You quickly compose the most devastatingly dry and snarky reply message ever. It's a masterclass in barbed comments and sort-of-semi-good-natured teasing, and it contains almost twenty different hilarious blindness-related puns.]

[You then realise that thanks to your inane babbling and habit of elongating your voooooooowels, the message would need splitting up into like a billion separate texts and therefore cost you fifty boondollars to send it. Fuck that. DELETED.]



[YEAH THAT'LL DO]

[circuitry]

[ding ding another text!]

H4H4H4 WH4T3V3R! YOUR3 JUST J34LOUS TH3 CLOUD3R L1K3D TH3 W4Y 1 H4NDL3D TH4T MURD3R PLOT L4ST S3SS1ON. TOO B4D 1 F1GUR3D OUT TH3 CULPR1T W4S YOU! DO YOU R3M3MB3R TH4T T4ST3 S3RK3T? 1T W4S TH3 FL4VOR OF SW33T 1RON1C JUST1C3 >8D

[How do you respond?]

A. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. Tell her she botched the investigation and that you were actually innocent the whole time.
B. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. She cheated somehow! There was no way she could have known about the magical cue ball without metagaming.
C. Succumb to your urges and write a scathing text explaining in excruciating detail exactly why and how her character sucks, from her character class down to her skill point allocation. Barring that, just make fun of her blindness some more. That'll show her!
D. Stick it in. The cell phone. Stick the cell phone into your backpack. YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

> B. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. She cheated somehow! There was no way she could have known about the magical cue ball without metagaming.

[Oh man you are still SO SOUR about that. Lousy goddamn stupid Terezi! She MUST have cheated. Your plotting was flawless. Bitch.]

FUCK YOU. You cheated. You are a lousy 8ulgelicking cheating metagaming cheater who cheats. I am aaaaaaaalmost proud of you! I mean, using for8idden knowledge to tip the scales in your favor? That's, like, 8a8y's first step on the way to Serketdom, don't you think? Yeah!!!!!!!!

[Oh yes. You did, indeed, just GO THERE.]