[So it seems these horrible and kind of pornographic comics have been circulating the student population for a while. The culprit is obviously one Davesprite Strider, clearly attempting to hateflirt with you in his assholey coolkid way.]

[And there he is, sitting at his desk right in front of you like the douchebag he is. WHAT WILL YOU DO?]

[A] Confront the slanderer!
[B] Punch him! On the back of his head!
[C] Retaliate with some comic art of your own!
[D] Stick it in! [wait, what?]