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singularityderp2011-01-13 06:03 pm
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DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!
DATING SIM MEME
♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥
♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥
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spriteStrider, clearly attempting to hateflirt with you in his assholey coolkid way.][And there he is, sitting at his desk right in front of you like the douchebag he is. WHAT WILL YOU DO?]
[A] Confront the slanderer!
[B] Punch him! On the back of his head!
[C] Retaliate with some comic art of your own!
[D] Stick it in! [wait, what?]
hurrdurr html :B
[OBVIOUSLY.]
[THAT ASSHOLE. You have been waiting for this. Your revenge. It will be so sweet. Sweet like orange creamsicles, which have no relevance in this context but shut up.]
[You throw this (http://i55.tinypic.com/2hx3hp0.jpg) at the back of the not-so-feathery asshole's head and proceed to GIGGLE MALICIOUSLY LIKE A TWO-SWEEP-OLD.]
[H3Y D4V3. 1S TH1S YOU.]
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[What. How can he add jpeg artifacts to a handdrawn picture. This is just silly.]
[WH4T i mean WHAT NOW???]
[A] He is being tsundere at you. Hatemakeout time!
[B]Obviously your magnificent trolling attempt was overwhelmingly successful. Go for the kill!
[C] Punch him.
[D] Stick it in, Joker style. By which we mean be horrifically violent and stab him in the eye.
HTML IS WAT?
[B] Obviously your magnificent trolling attempt was overwhelmingly successful. Go for the kill!
[His orange text says no, but in terrible dating sims that OBVIOUSLY means yes! Time to bring out the BIG GUNS. You fling this (http://i52.tinypic.com/11rurv9.jpg) back at Orange!Dave with considerable force.]
[...After wrapping it around a SMALL ROCK, naturally. It's how you show you care.]
HTML IS LORD ENGLISH
[He stares at the picture for a moment.]
[Then he turns around and PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.]
[A] Punch him back.
[B] Hatemakeouts.
[C] Cackle madly at your success in br8king the coolkid facade.
[D] Get out your dice and cast Fireball at him.
SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
> [C] Cackle madly at your success in br8king the coolkid facade.
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Did I hit a raw nerve, Daaaaaaaavey? Or does this mean you pick the last option? Oh my!
[You proceed to smile the kind of bitchy smile that has been known to give lesser people BRAIN HEMORRHAGES through the sheer force of its malice. Yeah!]
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[Oh. Apparently not. He FLIPS YOU THE BIRD, packs up his books and WALKS OUT.]
[A] You won't let him go that easily. Follow him!
[B] Troll him with malicious text messages all day.
[C] Let him go. [GOOD END???]
[D] Squawk like a chicken and shit on his desk.
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[B] Troll him with malicious text messages all day.
[This is pretty much your HOBBY! Why would you ever choose anything else?!]
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[Each and every one of your messages is replied to with a picture of a chicken eating a spider.]
[ THE END ]
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