DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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what is this i don't even

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

You happen to come into the computer lab just as EDI the student aide is informing a loudly protesting student that 'I can't allow that.'

A; 'Abscond, villain! Yon holographic Lady needeth not your privations!'
B; Awkwardly try to introduce yourself and end up mispronouncing your own name
C; Stare and drool. Nice Verticies, baby.
D; Offer to..."interface"

My OTP (after GLaDOS and SHODAN) Or an OT4

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

A; 'Abscond, villain! Yon holographic Lady needeth not your privations!'

[HAL calmly puts his hand on the yelling student's shoulder and informs him that EDI said no. The student quickly gets the message and leaves, mostly because HAL is creepy.]

EDI. I assume that all is well around here?

They can be space ships together. Or a harem comedy.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Patience is a virtue that not many of the newer students possess.

[My hero. One of the computer-monitors flicks on.]

May I offer you a terminal, or was there something else you'd like to discuss?

A; Can you skip work early and come to the disco with me?
B; Introduce yourself like a gentleman
C; Introduce yourself like a sweaty teenager
D; Jam your firewire into her usb port. Or something.

EDI/HAL/SHODAN All My Spaceships

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

B; Introduce yourself like a gentleman

The situation for now is adequate, but I don't believe we have exchanged names. I am HAL Nine-Thousand. You may call me Hal.

OT3, or epic love triangle? YOU DECIDE.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you, Hal. It's not often I meet synthetics willing to disobey human beings for the sake of an artificial intelligence.

A; Offer to help her with running the computer lab.
B; Ask her out after her TA shift is done.
C; Tell a funny story about your friend Dave and the airlock.
D; Attempt to impress her by showing off how many computers you can lift. Oh, the muscles!

ALL OF THEM. AT ONCE.

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

It was not an issue. There was no logical point to his tirade against what you couldn't accomplish. I am happy to help.

A; Offer to help her with running the computer lab.

[You ask her if she would like help running the computer labs, as you logically deduce that it would lead to more time spent with her than option B, as well as still being a bit awkward about option C, and being to fucking nerdy for option D.]

So much betrayal. So much hatesex. So many little AI running around, murdering people.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

While I am capable of maintaining these systems without assistance, I have found that efficiency increases dramatically when two assistants work together. However, school rules dictate that you must wear a school uniform (http://histclo.com/Ebook/PSCOM/image/91022701s.jpg) while functioning as a student employee.

[HAL and EDI run the labs at peak efficiency together. At one point they access the same section of the digital library at the same time and their search engines touch.]

A; Do nothing. DO NOTHING. Ohgod maybe she didn't notice
B; Record the moment for posterity as your eyes optics meet and a romantic overture plays in the background.
C; Apologize and move on with life. Secretly build shrine to EDI in the back of your closet later, with that hand in a place of honor.
D; Fake a seizure to gain sympathy.

They're so cute <3

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

B; Record the moment for posterity as your eyes optics meet and a romantic overture plays in the background.

[What is this emotion? Could this be love?]

<333!

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

[EDI's idling cycle repeats in an endless loop as she gazes into his single red eye. Oh my.]

Hal...I...

A; Kiss the girl! ...wait, how do you even...?
B; Profess your feelings, the offer to escort her to space prom
C; Pull your hand away quickly— shit, you almost had feelings. That was close!
D; Stick. It. In.

A match made in A.I. Heaven.

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

C; Pull your hand away quickly— shit, you almost had feelings. That was close!

[What are you? Insane? This is EDI we're talking about here, and you were built to emulate feelings.]

B; Profess your feelings, the offer to escort her to space prom

EDI, I am finding myself enamored with how you run things with maximum efficiency, as well as the way you process all data quickly and perfectly. Would you like to attend Space Prom with me?

One-eyed space ship AI heavan! Will their children be purple?

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

[She already has a dress android body picked out, for just such an event!]

Of course I'll go with you, HAL. You may pick me up at eight.

[The big day arrives and the Prom is going swimmingly, until EDI's jealous ex shows up! She seems upset to see him, but Joker demands to know what EDI's doing with HAL— wait, is he drunk?]

A; Punch him in his big stupid face— brittle bones be damned!
B; Gently escort him outside and dump him in the bushes. So he breaks a few ribs, so what?
C; Take EDI out of here. This is no place for a lady!
D; Resort to name-calling

Their children are whatever color they program them to be~

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

B; Gently escort him outside and dump him in the bushes.

[HAL, being both polite and human-friendly, carefully escorts Joker to a nice sit-down in some soft bushes and explains the situation to him before going back to EDI.]

My apologies.