DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

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DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[OH HEY it's Vriska, strutting down the hallway like she owns the place. She looks smells like she's UP TO NO GOOD. You are rarely if ever wrong about this shit.]

A. Be friendly and say hi. Obviously her mean-spirited antics are only cries for help!
B. Interrogate the evildoer!
C. Commence drubbings. All of the drubbings.
D. Lick her face. TASTE THE GUILT.

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D. Lick her face. TASTE THE GUILT.

> B. Interrogate the evildoer!

[As resident HALL MONITOR, it is your sworn duty to to maintain ORDER and uphold JUSTICE within the school hallways. You are the first line of defense against CHAOS and DISORDER and also UNPUNCTUALITY, and you will be damned before you let a HUGE BITCH known trouble-maker like Vriska Serket wander the halls freely. You can tell just by the way she's walking that she's up to something.

You snap your cane out in front of her, effectively blocking her path. You lean forward in her face and hold your hand out expectantly.]

Where's your hall pass, Serket?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

It's right here, Pyyyyyyyyrope~!

[Vriska spits out the NASTY GROSS BUBBLEGUM she was chewing on RIGHT INTO YOUR HAND.

This may be the most blatant disregard for authority that you have ever seen smelled! What now?]

A. DRUBBINGS.
B. Eat the gum. Mmmm, strawberry.
C. Apprehend the troublemaker, posthaste!
D. Stick it in. The gum, that is. STICK THE GUM IN HER HAIR.

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>A AND D

[You can't do that! You are currently acting in an OFFICIAL CAPACITY in your duties as a HALL MONITOR, and thus can not engage in the VIGILANTE JUSTICE!

But there will be time for that later, though, oh yes. Later tonight when you don the costume of TEEN MASKED CRIMEFIGHTER REDGLARE you will be able to ORCHESTRATE THE PUNISHMENT OF THE WICKED, but until then you will have to do things the mundane, boring way, because hell if you're going to get sent to JAIL and/or lose your awesome HALL MONITOR PRIVILEGES.]

> C. Apprehend the troublemaker, posthaste!

[Narrowing your eyes, you take the hand that isn't sullied by the NASTY GROSS BUBBLEGUM and shove Vriska around, and then poke her in the back with your cane. You will continue poking her until she GETS THE HINT and starts marching towards the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. You don't have the patience for her bullshit today.]

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[The second Vriska's back is turned, you cautiously sniff around to find out whether or not anyone is watching.

[Nope, look like the coast is clear.]

...

> B. Eat the gum.

[...]

[Mmmm, strawberry.]

GOOD POST BEST TEREZI <3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What's wroooooooong, Terezi? Is there a problem with my pas-- AGHGRZFK. Watch where you're poking that thing!

[A predictably enormous amount of bitching and complaining ensues, but she stomps ahead of you to the principal's office. The principal doesn't seem to be around right now, though! Vriska throws herself into one of the chairs outside the door in trademark overdramatic fashion, huffs, and offers you a SULKY GLARE.]

You can go now, asshole.

A. Leave. You'll see her after darkness falls... in the guise of !
B. Don't leave. Just stare. Silently. Creepily. Unblinkingly.
C. Begin the interrogation yourself.
D. Maybe just. Drub her a little bit.

<3!

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> C. Begin the interrogation yourself

[You take the seat opposite of Vriska, the SULKY GLARE completely lost on you. SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER? In the absence of PROPER AUTHORITY FIGURES, only you can fulfill the people's cry for RETRIBUTION. It is up to you to get down to the heart of the matter and bring her sordid crimes to the light.

So, you don't leave. You just stare.

Silently.

Creepily.

Unblinkingly.





Most of the interrogation is in the intimidating silence, after all.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Thanks to your EXPERT INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES, the troublemaker begins squirming uncomfortably within a mere THIRTY SECONDS. Is that the scent of an impending confession you smell? OH, YOU THINK SO. But not just yet. Perhaps she needs more... persuasion.]

A. Slap her around a bit. Or a lot. Either works.
B. Call for a witness!
C. Keep staring. Creepily.
D. Keep staring. Lovingly, into Vriska's eyes, despite the fact that you can't see and this is all incredibly silly.

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> D. C. Keep staring. Creepily.

[You're almost there. You can practically taste her guilt in the air. To let up now would be doing a disservice to those countless innocents who are relying on you. You remain unmoving, simply staring at her with your quite frankly really fucking unnerving burned-out eyes.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Vriska is definitely starting to sweat, and not in the gross creepy Equius way. There will be no need of any towels here. Just DETENTION SLIPS. She fidgets around on the chair, squirms, and--]

[BOLTS AWAY AS FAST AS SHE CAN. Uh-oh! The felon is trying to abscond! Think fast.]

 

A. Give chase. Making WEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOO noises like a cop car is encouraged, but optional.
B. Throw something - anything! - at her to make her stop!
C. You already prepared for this. You're just going to sit back and wait for Vriska to fall over the SECRET TRIPWIRE you set up at the door.
D. Stick it in (your cane in her face, that is, because you are going to grab her and drub the shit out of her before she can get too far).