DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

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DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[recompiling]

[HE KNOWS IT'S YOU OH SNAP. Parkours out to escape using his (crappier) motorcycle skills.]

A. Card games on motorcycles!
B. STEAL THAT BIKE
C. This changes nothing! Follow him!
D. Epic kung-fu midair grab

((Pfff, and my iTunes just put on "Change" by Patty Griffin. Weirdly appropriate.))

[onceaniso]

[CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES! Wait... It is time Anon! You will not escape him now, he knows kung-fu! He's seen the movies! Epic grab time!]

((pffffffffffft that's beautiful))

[recompiling]

[IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE! If you can ignore him flailing in surprise. Sorry if Anon smacks you in the head, Abraxas.]

What the-?!

A. Taunt him
B. Laugh evilly, because that's how you roll
C. Get the twerp to calm down
D. So. Dinner?

[onceaniso]

[That is his head, Anon! His head! Does not bring to dinner. Does not pass GO. Does not collect $200.]

H_AHAHA^HA_H^AHAH^AHA!

[recompiling]

[Hey, Anon will totally blame you for that. He flails when he's Kung-Fu'd at.]

...

[Oh, now you've done it, Abraxas. He stops squirming, stares for a couple seconds, and... full-body eyeroll.]

A. Lawl
B. ... Hey!
C. Blame it on Anon
D. Eyeroll right back

[onceaniso]

[Don't eyeroll at him, he'll just eyeroll back.]

[recompiling]

[He is not letting this dissolve into an eyerolling fight, though he seems suitably unimpressed. Cue the staring.]

Well? Explain?

A. Explain!
B. Screw that! Poke him to watch him squirm!
C. STARING CONTEST, GO!
D. Vaguest explanation ever!

[onceaniso]

You h_ardly ne^ed one, Moⁿⁱtor.

[Poke. Poke. Pooooke.]

[recompiling]

[asdkflj poking! He squirms, letting out a staticky growl and... poking back.]

Humor me, Abraxas.

A. AHAHAHAH no
B. Sure, why not?
C. Poke poke poke!
D. Deliberately misinterpret and subject him to bad jokes

[onceaniso]

[Yesss, squirm for him. He loves that.]

No. [Laughing. So much laughing.]