DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. Haha, I wasn't giving you a choice. Gimmie. Or would you rather I shoved you in a locker, Striiiiiiiider~?

A. Politely inform her that she will get your sick beats homework over your dead body.
B. Hand it over. It's dark in those lockers, okay, and sometimes your brother keeps his weird puppets in there.
C. Wow, Vriska sure is cranky today. HUG THE HATE AWAY.
D. Punch her in the face.

[featheryasshole]

[Ok, I'm gonna take it easy and go with A.]

[STRIDER PAWNCH]

[Or D. D works too.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[IT KEEPS HAPPENING]

Oh, so that's how you want to play it? Fine. I can play rough too, bulgefiend!

[Vriska pulls out a set of LAME, DECIDEDLY UNMAGICAL D&D DICE and throws them at YOUR FACE.]

I cast magic missile!

[THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY.]

A. Laugh. Laugh FOREVER.
B. Scream like a little girl because OH GOD DID THOSE DICE DAMAGE YOUR SHADES?
C. Pokerface. Wat. What is this you don't even.
D. Feign death. And resist the urge to punch her in the face.

[featheryasshole]

[C]

What. The fuck.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[SUCCESS. While you are distracted by these RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS, Vriska returns your punch.

IN THE FACE.

This is an extraordinarily violent dating sim!]

A. STRIFE!
B. Pff. Keep up dat pokerface. Man. So cool.
C. Scream for an authority figure to GET THE CRAZY BITCH AWAY AGH.
D. HATEMAKEOUTS.

[featheryasshole]

[IT IS TIME FOR SOME STRIFE!]

[except no it isn't because Dave's Strife Specibus is equipped with Swordkind and thus he cannot use his fist in Strife! Goddamn stupid lousy rules that don't allow swords on school grounds.]

[Guess we'll have to go with B.]

Man, you punch like a girl. Specifically, a nerdy bitchy spidergirl who spends all her days being useless and playing rpgs.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Did you just call me a nerd? Oh my God you did. Okay, you got yourself a date. With the inside of a locker!

[You are now being GRABBED BY THE ARM and PULLED TOWARDS THE LOCKERS. By a noodly-armed spidernerd.

Oh god is that your Bro's locker you're heading for?

Well, uh. No matter. Lil' Cal most likely isn't in there.

Right?]

A. Scream like a kindergartener.
B. Pull in the other direction.
C. Attempt to BITE VRISKA'S HEAD OFF.
D. Stick it in. I MEAN UH stick her in the locker instead.

[featheryasshole]

[C: Attempt to eat Vriska's head.]

[Your attempt is an overwhelming failure! You only manage to bite her on the arm. What do you think you are, some kind of ravenous featherbeast?]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, your game ends here. You see, Vriska was infected with a highly infectious strain of TROLL RABIES - easily spread across species by arm-chompage. It's not fatal to humans, but it DOES cause DaveNotASprite to foam at the mouth unpleasantly for, like, a week and it's really gross and weird-looking and it makes it IMPOSSIBLE to snog anyone and so he is unable to get a date to the dance.

GAME OVER.

 

 

This is the best dating sim in the history of EVER. :D]

[featheryasshole]

[noooooooo]

[dammit I never get the good ending on these things]

[unless this was the good ending :|a]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE]

[THIS IS TOTALLY THE GOOD END Y/Y :B]