DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[You search in vain for the ALL OF THE ABOVE option before reluctantly choosing...]

[B] Obviously your magnificent trolling attempt was overwhelmingly successful. Go for the kill!

[His orange text says no, but in terrible dating sims that OBVIOUSLY means yes! Time to bring out the BIG GUNS. You fling this (http://i52.tinypic.com/11rurv9.jpg) back at Orange!Dave with considerable force.]

 

 

[...After wrapping it around a SMALL ROCK, naturally. It's how you show you care.]

HTML IS LORD ENGLISH

[featheryasshole]

[He easily catches the SMALL ROCK with his goddamn stupid lousy NINJA SKILLS.]

[He stares at the picture for a moment.]

[Then he turns around and PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.]

[A] Punch him back.
[B] Hatemakeouts.
[C] Cackle madly at your success in br8king the coolkid facade.
[D] Get out your dice and cast Fireball at him.

SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[You are momentarily stunned by this SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!]

> [C] Cackle madly at your success in br8king the coolkid facade.

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Did I hit a raw nerve, Daaaaaaaavey? Or does this mean you pick the last option? Oh my!

[You proceed to smile the kind of bitchy smile that has been known to give lesser people BRAIN HEMORRHAGES through the sheer force of its malice. Yeah!]

[featheryasshole]

[For a moment he just stares at you, his eyes full of loathing. Could it be time for hatemakeouts now?]

[Oh. Apparently not. He FLIPS YOU THE BIRD, packs up his books and WALKS OUT.]

[A] You won't let him go that easily. Follow him!
[B] Troll him with malicious text messages all day.
[C] Let him go. [GOOD END???]
[D] Squawk like a chicken and shit on his desk.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[You take a moment to pointedly NOT acknowledge the meta-trolling right there. Flipping the BIRD? Squawk like a CHICKEN? OH GOD FUCK THIS STUPID GAME, WORST DATING SIM EVER, RAGE RAGE RAGE oh right options]

[B] Troll him with malicious text messages all day.

[This is pretty much your HOBBY! Why would you ever choose anything else?!]

[featheryasshole]

[The game only trolls you because it loooooves you! <3]

[Each and every one of your messages is replied to with a picture of a chicken eating a spider.]

[ THE END ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[BRB RETURNING THIS GAME TO THE STORE WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY ;___;]