STATE OF THE UNION

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

 

☺STATE OF THE UNION ☺

What is a State of the Union meme and how do you participate? A state of the union meme is where you describe how strong your muse is, likelihood of drop, what their current state and affairs are, and what you hope for them in the future. To participate, just copy and paste the form before and fill it out. 

<b>Name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Muse Strength:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Likelihood of Drop:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Current Status:</b> tl;dr about what they're currently involved in, what's going on with their mental state, w/e <b>Future Plans:</b> tl;dr about what you're plotting for them here

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[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

SO LATE TO THIS

Name: O'Brien
Canon: Halo Legends: The Babysitter episode
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5;
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5;

Current Status: O'Brien's still super paranoid about AI and the possibility of AI taking over peoples' bodies, thanks to a rogue AI jumping into him briefly. Stuff like that is supposed to cause psychological damage but never really gets focused on in canon, sooo if it seems like I'm making him too upset or retarded about the issue, that's the reason behind it. He thinks Rookie might be under the influence of an evil AI and/or be one himself. He's still pretty tsundere at the Spartans, too, for various reasons. The idea of a female Spartan being assaulted is still a huge trigger for him from canon, and it dovetails with Two getting possessed right in front of him, so idk ball of trauma he can't talk to female Spartans without either yelling at them or stammering.

Future Plans: Vaguely planning to have him "test" Rookie to see if he's an AI in various hilaribad ways, which may or may not actually escalate into O'Brien freaking the hell out and attacking someone. Also Kat's going to railroad him into being her boyfriend in order to make Carter jealous. Also someday he needs to apologize to Black-Two. And maybe get more involved with the rest of the people on the station who also think AI are evil. And he needs to rebuild his relationship with Rookie and go to space prom with him.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Name: EDI
Canon: Mass Effect 2
Muse Strength: ■■■□□ 3/5; ahhhhhhhhh what am I doooiiiing I have no idea
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; NEVAH. I have plans you see. PLANS.
Current Status: plotting evil things with Joker, nagging Joker, making sure Joker doesn't fall down the stairs, trying to hack holoemitters all over the station so that she can pop up everywhere, like normal. Babysitting Normandy Haus, as usual.
Future Plans: Modern Art— no, really. Got to get her a smokin' android body at some point. She needs to confer with all the other robots/AI because while she's not specifically un-evil, pretty much all of them will offend her morals. Dude, you do not use deadly neurotoxin on your own scientists. What is wrong with you?

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't offend her morals, they'd offend her sensabilities. And common logic. Hence the gassing your own scientists thing.

Also, he doesn't fall down stairs, thanks much. He might fall up them, but that's a totally different matter.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Nitpicky nitpicker, Jef-fah-fah!

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

Also, this:

♥

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

Showoff.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Lazy.

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I'm actually not gonna argue with that one.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

Name: the Arbiter
Canon: Halo
Muse Strength: ■■■□□ 3/5; I have a really hard time with Arbi since he's so srsfais all the time, and technically he should be getting a lot more offended by things than he currently is, but I'm also reluctant to have him be outright hostile until the right circumstances. I worry about being too lulzy with him, too, since it's really easy to fall into hurr durr nonhuman doesn't understand!! mode with him.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; There's still a lot I'd like to accomplish with him.

Current Status: He's really worried about Noble team being hostile towards aliens, but he's also reluctant to actively stand against them or rally others against them because that wouldn't be honoring the alliance treaty. Still extremely pissed at Emile for insulting a woman, even if that woman is Tucker, and if he gets into a duel with anyone it'll be Emile over that specific issue. Trying to watch over Tucker and Junior from a distance even though his better instincts are telling him that he ought to either be there with them or kidnap Junior away from all the dangerous hoomins. Also trying to establish some kind of rapport with Black-One, because goddammit Chief isn't here to help him mediate and he doesn't think he could bring himself to fight her if it came down to that.

Future Plans: He needs to put on his Ambassador of All Sangheili pants and talk to other aliens on the station, especially the Mass Effect guys, and try to figure out how they made THEIR alliance-with-humans work in their universe. Also needs to take some sort of action over Junior, either kidnapping him or demanding that Tucker let him try and teach the brat about his own culture etc. Super awkward not-date tea ceremony with One. Super awkward trying to be a traditional child-raising uncle with Junior, which also means trying to get Tucker to play traditional Sangheili roles.

[temerate.livejournal.com]

Name: Eko
Canon: KARAS
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; My problems with Eko mostly stem from his stupid ass speech patterns and finding bad haiku for him to recite. He's easy to play in certain situations, I'm a little worried about bending his ICness to keep him from getting really offended, as canonly there's a limit to how much he puts up with before going to out to get his own hands dirty and murder errybody.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; He's a troll, he's easy to keep going.

Current Status: Well he's still settling in and has only recently decided this place isn't an illusion, he's trying to hide the fact that this place is SOULLESS AND DEAD AND CREEPY TO HIM because it doesn't seem to have a native population of non-humans and the ambient energy here is all artificial and/or really goddamn weird to his senses. He'll get over that soon enough, but right now he's watching rather than interacting.

Future Plans: He thinks the Spartans have something to do with Japanese ogres now, thanks to Jorge. Wants to investigate their armor. Wants to identify the nonhumans on the station so he knows who not to eat. Needs to find a willing blood donor at some point here. For the moment he's k with just letting Nue flounder and panic, he'll either let Nue come to him orrrr he'll get mad on a whim one day and go looking for Nue.

BLU Sniper

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

Name: BLU Sniper
Canon: Team Fortress 2 + Amat
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; He still talks to me. Why, I have no idea, but...
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; Well I certainly don't WANT to. However, I'm kinda failing being active with him.
Current Status: Shit, I need plots. Space prom is coming up? And also paintball, which I'm really looking forward to. Other than that, I'm kinda blanking out.
Future Plans: 1. Find camper van.
2. Play paintball.
3. Spaceprom.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Soooo Dug used to work for a guy who hunted strange things and carried around a big gun like that. If Sniper ever wants to go hunting somethin', that could be fun :D

OH HELLO AGAIN

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

That sounds like an awesome idea, it should happen sometime.

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

Name: Cortana
Canon: Halo
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; I've hit a bit of a funk the past few days, but I still love this character to death. I just need one good knock to break out of it.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; Not bloody likely, but, hell, anything's possible. A shark could eat my hands tomorrow.
Current Status: Briefing the Spartans about the Monitors and the Forerunners, hanging out with the UNSC personnel on the station, plotting how to figure out just wtf Hypatia's deal is with Delta, and trying to get the UNSC a better rep around the station. Also trying to make friendly with some non-craycray AI.
Future Plans: "I am a monument to all your sins."

[recompiling]

Hey... I'm a non-craycray AI.

Wanna hang out?

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

Teach me how to do the lightcycle thing and okay.

[recompiling]

Well I have to hook up my baton through the hologram generators, but sure!

You'll love it, they're rad.

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I am gonna run over so many Moas.

[recompiling]

Just be careful, the controls are fiddly. You might crash a lot when you try to stop.

... Or maybe that's just me.