STATE OF THE UNION

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

 

☺STATE OF THE UNION ☺

What is a State of the Union meme and how do you participate? A state of the union meme is where you describe how strong your muse is, likelihood of drop, what their current state and affairs are, and what you hope for them in the future. To participate, just copy and paste the form before and fill it out. 

<b>Name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Muse Strength:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Likelihood of Drop:</b> □□□□□ 0/5; ■ replace each white square with a black square for the scale, then tl;dr about it if you like <b>Current Status:</b> tl;dr about what they're currently involved in, what's going on with their mental state, w/e <b>Future Plans:</b> tl;dr about what you're plotting for them here

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[circuitry]

Name: Terezi Pyrope
Canon: Homestuck
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; I love playing her, but I feel so wobbly. Sometimes it's this magical world where it's like I'm communing with her spirit and marrying her on the astral plane or whatever it is those crazy fans do, but occasionally I'm stuck looking at a tag I've typed out, wondering if I've got it just right, so then I write it and rewrite it and check against her pesterlogs and before I know it's five o'clock in the morning, I've accomplished absolutely nothing, and I just hit the Post Comment button anyway because I can't stand to look at it anymore.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; SORRY BUT YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME
Current Status: She's chilling with the trolls in their crowded awesome treehive, playing Phoenix Wright and macking on Edgeworth whenver he comes onscreen. Exploring R12's spice markets because hopy shit all those crazy smells, man. Currently kinda sorta kidnapped due to backdating time shenanigans.
Future Plans: I got nothing. I'd love to do a plot where she can be her magnificent just as keikaku bastard self, but she really needs something to kick that off, some sort of goal to work towards. Other than that, heck yes space prom?

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Likelihood of Drop: 0/5. GOOD. >:]

In all seriousness, you're pretty much unquestionably my favorite Terezi. And you don't really seem wobbly at all to me - every tag comes through perfectly clearly. I get what you mean about the staring at a tag until 5 AM, though. :'[

Also, more on topic; pretty soon Dave will have helped rescued Terezi in the past. Coolkids hangouts in the near future, then - y/n? SORRY THAT DOESN'T REALLY HELP ON THE KEIKAKUDOORI FRONT BUT YEAH.

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Name: Feferi Peixes
Canon: Homestuck
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5; While I'm never 100% sure I'm doin' it right I love playing her :<
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; Probably not :|b
Current Status: Not much, I really need to do something plotting anyone??
Future Plans: Shenanigans with Nepeta possibly, otherwise nothing :|a

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Eventually Shepard gonna have to bother them because damn I want to hear her call Shepard: Shipyard.

Bluh Bluh Awesome.

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

Name: Noble Six
Canon: Halo: Reach
Muse Strength: ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ 5/5; Considering Six is mostly based on player interpretation, it is kind of easy, but then again, she does display some tendencies and a bit of her own personality during the game, so I work with that, add my own thoughts based on her bits of background, and voila.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; Probably not, as she's relatively still new and I do so love the cast here. I just hope I don't screw anything up with characterization, as Noble Six has more chance for head canon, she's at a greater chance for me to screw something up on that, so... ffff, WORRIED AND NERVOUS?! Confidence, what is it.
Current Status: Settling down with her once dead and gone teammates, lol. Half the side of that spectrum is a happy thought, the other is just damn confusing. Made brofistings with Shepard, out shopping with Daddy Carter (and watched a spat with Mommy Kat, oh no!), and just... trying to do all she can to help around Noble base. Also, bunny.
Future Plans: A lot! Don't know exactly what, but maybe more personality and background explorations with her? AKA bonding tiemz, cast or non-cast. More sparrings with Shepard. Adapt to civilian life like Carter suggested. Stuff. Stuff. Stuff, omg.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I am totally pro-more-sparrings and shenanigans, btw. :D

[a_perfect_end]

Name: Clu (Codified Likeness Utility)
Canon: Tron: Legacy (AU)
Muse Strength: ■ ■ ■ ■ □ 4/5; He is loud, and he never shuts up. Almost never. Unless he's seething quietly.
Likelihood of Drop: ■ □ □ □ □ 1/5; Life could always happen, and it tends to happen to me a lot, so "never" is not a word in my vocabulary, in that context. But basically? Never.
Current Status: Clu is increasingly alarmed by the vast differences between Tron System and the way things work aboard Sacrosanct. His entire function set could fit in the freaking radioactive hologram Swatch, or whatever the hell this is he's been fitted with, except, no way! It's a freakish alien device. He's written to disc and that's where he wants to stay.

Future Plans: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Preferably with Team Evil AI. I'm basically up for anything (as long as it involves creeping after your disc and similar bad behavior), so just throw me an LJ PM since I'm hardly ever in chat/IM, but obsessed about my LJ inbox.

Clu doesn't get invited to space proms. He crashes them. omg what if he asks GLaDOS and she says no? what if she says yes ajsfdjhhdfskjs

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

radioactive hologram Swatch

Good god I love you.

So during Robot Apocalypse or whatever we're calling it, Clu needs to throw games at people and cackle. Or, smirk creepily. UNCANNY VALLEY.

:D

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

Name: 7
Canon: 9
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 0/5; My longest/loudest muse. She stabs me in the brains when I ignore her.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; Dude, she's even here because she's so damn loud! XD Not leaving soon, probably ever.
Current Status: Currently recuperating at Spartan Hause from Traumatic Terminator-induced Head Injury. Probably not resting at all and trying to escape every couple of days. Emo-guilting about Sarah, confused about these new shiny feelings for Jack poss. crushing but doesn't know she's crushing?
Future Plans: Throw herself at Sarah's feet in abject apology, accept Jack's SpaceProm proposal as awkwardly as possible, late late late future plans involve more rendezvous with T-X >.>

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

[Awkwardly reaches for her hand.]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Name: Jun-A266
Canon: Halo: REACH
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 0/5; EVEN IN HEADSPACE MUSE WILL NOT SHUT UP. To be honest, I've been absolutely pleasantly surprised by how strong he's turned out to be.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; He's here to stay. Sadly, that means his cooking, too.
Current Status: He's feeling a little better after a talk with Daddy Carter, his fun little cookout, and oh hey Six is here!
Future Plans: Between Raptors and Dead Space, he will be going through a PTSD relapse, probably within the next month or so. >.>

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

He should chill out with his broski Pyro some more.

[notsoloyal]

Name: Shockwave [or that guy that goes by Logan]
Canon: Transformers
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5; I play him in four games. FOUR. I think he's pretty strong at this point.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; But it's too fun here.
Current Status: Experimenting on everything that moves/is brought to him. Looking for soap operas. Staring at Dug, amazed. Staring at pretty blue troll blood. Trying to figure out how to say "I love you" to Soundwave, WHY IS IT SO HARD. Plotting other things with his blue boyfriend.
Future Plans: Whatever Soundwave is doing he's doing, because that is just how he is. Ummm... going to spaceprom to likely make a fool of himself. Things?

AXEL

[poisonousflame]

Name: Axel
Canon: Kingdom Hearts
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5; Haha he's like a virus or something. I couldn't get rid of him if I tried.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; He won't be going anywhere.
Current Status: He spent his first however-long here doing recon. Basically trying to figure out how this place works; who has power and who doesn't, all that jazz. Since Roxas' arrival, he's realizing HEEEY I SHOULD BE MORE SOCIAL OR SOMETHING, and is generally relaxing more. This'll make building CR with him much easier, for which I am glaaaad.
Future Plans: GET INTO EVERYONE'S BUSINESS EVER. Seriously, that's ... pretty much his plan. He's also trying to keep the non-human thing as quiet as possible, because heeeey no one's hunting him yet, why give them a reason? I'd like to have him outed at some point down the road, but IDK exactly how yet.

NOW REPOSTED WITH RIGHT JOURNAL

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Name: Dave Strider
Canon: Homestuck
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; Writing this smug little fucker is so, so fun. And I've gotten to the point where I don't stare at EVERY post I make for an hour plus and go "OH GOD AM I DOING IT WRONG." He's not second nature to me, yet, but I have a clear voice for him that I can stick to.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; not gonna tl,dr;, but self-doubts and panic about him do kind of take their toll occasionally. I love playing him, though, and I LOVE playing him here, so I have no real plans of dropping ihm. Just. Panic attacks every now and then.
Current Status: Looking for a way out, but not very hard. Honestly, he knows he's supposed to get back to the game, but with the whole "doesn't look like shit passes here" / different timeline thing he's taking some vacation time with Bro and Davesprite.

However, John's absence is worrying him. He knows he was with Vriska, and that was about it. Nobody else seems to be worried, so he's downplaying it, but his next post is going to be a callout for John, and if that fails... there's going to be some pretty righteous anger in Vriska's direction. :[

Future Plans: He's going to help with the rescue-from-Cindy thread, which will actually be his first in-person meeting with Terezi (and his second with a troll). Starting from there, I think he's going to hang around outside the apartment a bit more often. A month or so from now, he's going to find his TIMETABLES, at which point he'll start taking jobs to practice with the newly-limited devices and generally have confusing video posts for everyone involved.

ALSO SPACE PROM HELL YES

I'd LOVE to plot with anyone. Seriously. Especially outside the Homestuck cast, because while you guys are like my favorite cast EVER and you're all so amazing, I need to tag around more with other canons. :

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What IS it with Homestuckians and the self-doubt slkjl;kjsl. YOU. AMAZING DAVE. FOREVER.

Re: current John-related worries. You realise that Vriska is going to blame the Striders-who-are-not-you if John has disappeared for good, right?

THEY WANTED HIM BACK HOME
OBVIOUSLY THEY SUCCEEDED SOMEHOW
FUCKIN' STRIDERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD >:I

S-so ohgod any accusations of it being HER fault will result in major butthurt and tears!

[onceaniso]

Name: Jalen or more commonly ABRAXAS
Canon: TRON EVOLUTION
Muse Strength: ■■■□□ 3/5; I am still so worried about how I play him. This is making him not as strong, even though I love playing him.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; Not likely. Tron ccaaaaaassssssttt.
Current Status: Deciding where to infect first. HUNTING DOWN ANON.
Future Plans: Torment everyone ever. SPREAD THE PAIN. COME HERE ANON!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

HEY CORNY

CAN YOU GET ME SCANS OF TRON: BETRAYAL

ALSO LET'S PLAYS OF LEGACY

because youknow you want castmates :|

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Name: Commander (Jane) Shepard
Canon: Mass Effect
Muse Strength: ■ ■ ■ ■ □ 4/5; I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on her, but with no impending danger it's really hard for me to keep her appropriately renegade without her just becoming a huge raging bitch. I should work on that.
Likelihood of Drop: ■ □ □ □ □ 1/5; Not very likely.
Current Status: Currently? Shepard is knee deep in planning a Space Prom and probably meandering about the station (read as ducking from cover point to cover point with her pistol drawn, awaiting ambush) looking for an appropriate location.
Future Plans: I know eventually she's going to do that plot thing re: Hypatia's system cores and Lev wanting them offline, and the Mass Effect crew really should do something, but I'm out of solid ideas. OH YEAH, and there was that thread way the hell back when, where Garrus and Shepard scanned the stars and found a radio ping. I should eventually ask the mods if they can locate the station/bouy/thing way out thar.

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

GUN-THEMED SLUMBER PARTY WITH MOTOKO: YES / NO / VERY YES

(please circle one)

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Name: Kaylee
Canon: Firefly
Muse Strength: ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ 5/5; ■ Random Chinese phrases aside, I think I got a handle on this.
Likelihood of Drop: ■ □ □ □ □ 1/5; ■ Again, not very likely. I just love having a polite chick to jam into any situation.
Current Status: Currently, Kaylee is dress shopping for Space Prom, working on stuff for paintball day, and generally enjoying being on a station where everything is provided.
Future Plans: I should really plan more specific things with this character, if anyone has ideas, lemme know.

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Name: Dug
Canon: UP
Muse Strength: ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ 5/5; ■ I should really be worried that Dug comes this easily to me. :X
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; ■ Not until he's called you all some variant on 'Mailman', goddammit.
Current Status: Dug is helping Shockwave. By this, I mean he is bringing home tons of wounded critters. For science. HELPING.
Future Plans: Dug will continue to help. With everything. Forever.

[notsoloyal]

Dug is the best dog. THE BEST.

I fully expect to see a dead squirrel in there somewhere.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Name: Cindy Meltzer
Canon: Bioshock
Muse Strength: ■■□□□ 2/5; ■ Playing a character who doesn't communicate outwardly is rather difficult. I'm not sure I've got a good handle on her yet, even though I like playing her. Also I have this terrible worry that I'm making her too ridiculous to fight and I think I tend to lowball her abilities.
Likelihood of Drop: ■■■□□ 3/5; ■ I'll keep trying to get a handle on her, but unless I can really snap to on it, I'll probably let her go.
Current Status: Up in your station, kidnapping your Trolls and looking for a way to the ocean.
Future Plans: Nothing specific. I'd like to have Jack save her once so she can become a communicating character for a while, but that's the most nebulous of plans.

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

I really think you're doing a great job with her. The random scream tags are amazing. I'm sure it's difficult to play a character that pretty much just attacks anything that isn't a Little Sister or Big Daddy look-alike, but you really are doing a good job of keeping the interactions discernibly different and fresh.

I am so down for some savings, too, oh man. He will feel so bad when he learns he pseudo-killed a Sister. WHAT WOULD TENENBAUM THINK?

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Name: GLaDOS
Canon: Portal
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; ■ Need to canon review, I think, to better nail her cadence.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; ■ Oh she'll be here a while, participating in Glorious Science.
Current Status: She's searching for test subjects and testing materials in the junkyard.
Future Plans: Aside from teaching people to think with portals? Not many. She has the gun but no way is she going to try using it shit's dangerous er...it would contaminate the data.

[i_like_your]

I <3 your potrayal so much.

JUST SAYING.

They'll have to open up a Skynet Aperture shop or something... The sort with trapdoors made out of evil and science and mechanisms.

[i_like_your]

Name: The T-X.
Canon: 'Terminator'.
Muse strength: ■■■■■ 1/5: Didn't have much dialogue in the film! But I fill in the gaps with speaking clock/automated sex line-type responses, combined with how other Terminators have spoken and hope it comes off as IC. <3
Likelihood of drop: □□□□□ 0/5: BLESSED BY AN ACTIVE FANDOM CAST WHICH HAS SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY GROWN SINCE MY INCLUSION.
Current status: Fucking with people by pretending to be things and people she's/it's not. It figured out Sarah Connor's here and came up with a slightly elaborate plan of claiming to be named Elizabeth Anderson LOL, previously terminated victim, then used its shape-shifting ability-type thing to pretend it was a Skynet T-800 (which, quite unintentionally, caused Sarah to think ill of the one which is already here), in order to make out the 'Elizabeth Adnerson, member of the human resistance' guise was given a basis to work. This led to an awesome horrific scene, where she tortured Seven and threatened to conduct brain surgery on her to extract all information about the girl's relationship to Sarah Connor. As of now, the T-X is impersonating Seven and has been staying with Sarah Connor (not to kill her, but to be close to her and learn about her, on the off chance her son ever arrived). but now John Connor has arrived! Which, sniff... Probably means that (not so) beautiful relationship is going to come to an end.
Future plans: Being a Sex Robot. Constantly attempting to terminate John Connor. Getting frustrated with resurrection won't matter! Systematic things, Terminators are... They'll just rinse and repeat on an endlessly looping cycle. If she kills JC and he comes back to life, then she'll immediately try and repeat it into eternity. Unless... Somehow those Skynet directives are altered or purged...

Also, she really wants to infect/corrupt/remotely control other AI characters and vehicles.

Everything else is secondary. It'll spend any spare time probably attempting to create Skynet or something.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFF your T-X is awesome and also perfect. I've been feeling kind of bad because Sarah kind of abandoned her and we've been busy with connor reunion timez. But hopefully they will be hitting the road before too long and awesome plot can happen!

Also, York and Delta talked to the real 7 and sent Sarah and co a message warning them, so I've been meaning to talk to you about timing issues (when they should get the message) and what will happen with t-x after that and stuff. Punch me on AIM sometime and we can figure it out?:D

[recompiling]

Name: Anon
Canon: Tron: Evolution
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; I have strong ideas about him, but I still feel a little shakey about playing him. Luckily, he was a silent protagonist that had a lot of personality through nonverbal expression, which helps.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; he is probably not going anywhere because omg Tron caaaaaast
Current Status: Anon is freaking out a little. And by a little I mean asldkfjklj. He's terrified of what Abraxas will do, and also the facts that he doesn't know about the User world and he doesn't know how to behave around Users/organics. He's currently Parkouring his ass all over the residential zones to keep away from Abraxas and still hasn't quite gotten over the shock of the sun and plants. Fucking llamas, how do they work?!
Future Plans: I would like to see him get to know the humans and trolls better and figure out that clothing color =/= evil. At a later date yet to be determined he's going to be infected by Abraxas to justify me having this iconBECAUSE IT'LL BE AWESOME and they can be crazy bros spreading the pain together until someone derezzes him or hits him with an antivirus (which would be "guilt-trip and pity for the virus ensues").
And this is epically silly, but I'd love for some human/organic/non-AI-type to drag him into a garden to meet cows. He is terrified of organic animals.
... Also, would anyone like to take him to space prom besides you, Abraxas?

[onceaniso]

DARN IT COME WITH ME TO THE SPACEPROM

YOU CAN WEAR A PRETTY LITTLE DRESS

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Name: Lavernia Tucker
Canon: Red vs Blue
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5; I LOVE THIS CHARACTER I LOVE THIS CHARACTER
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; Stuck with me forever sorry :>
Current Status: Tucker is totally broing around with York and Red, and also disliking the Spartan's forever. Junior is broing around with Red and also killing the fuck out of random animals.
Future Plans: Tucker is still needing to finish her lamprey quest because hurr hurr I need to finish that narrative. Also, I need to find her a date to Space Prom. I need to have Junior chill with Arbiter.

[whistlesatengineers]

Name: Lance Corporal James Dante, but mostly THE ROOKIE
Canon: Halo 3: ODST
Muse Strength: ■■■□□ 3/5; he is harder to keep a hold on than Anon, because of the sheer lack of cutscenes involving him, but he is here and...
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; ... he's not going anywhere. Take that!
Current Status: Living with the other Halolz and still sharing a room with Emile or O'Brien. He mostly keeps an eye on the network to make sure that the Spartans are getting a fair shake and that he'll be there to field questions in a terse (but friendly!) way.
Future Plans: Being nice to everyone except the Monitor, whom he plans to shoot if he gets the chance. Drunk Drunk AND sober shenanigans with O'Brien. Going to space prom and dancing with all the everybody that wants to in order to try to improve UNSC relations on the station. Also he will probably be working to try to get them more civilian-friendly, because heavens know he can't do this on his own. Much like Anon, NEEDS MORE PLOTTY THINGS.

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

Name: HAL Nine-Thousand
Canon: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Muse Strength: ■■■□□ 3/5; I am unsure about how I voice him and no amount of canon reading is assuaging this fear.
Likelihood of Drop: ■■■□□ 3/5; I use him too little and I'm scared I'm doing it wrong, but I like the A.I. here so...
Current Status: Being a creeper with Prism in his Science Layer. Slowly loping back into neurosis. Wanting to kill people because OH GOD I CAN'T KEEP THIS SECRET GUYS
Future Plans: Like, I really want him to try and drag Kurzwiel or something under his command. Just commandeer the whole city and try to murder the people inside it or something. IDK

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

HAL is boss, you're doing it right. I love the threads with him.

If you want more CR with all the AI, I can fling GLaDOS at him. Kaylee is also free as is Dug. :D

PS: I SUPPORT THIS KURZWEIL TAKEOVER.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Name: Kanaya Maryam / grimAuxiliatrix / gA
Canon: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; I still feel like I'm doin it wrong sometimes, like not being wordy enough, or not getting her relationship with Vriska right from her canon point. Apparently people who read Homestuck also look at our cast in this game. Kinda nervous about it.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 0/5; Not bloody likely. I like all her plots too much.
Current Status: In a locker, awaiting rescue and possible vengeance when she finds Cindy again.
Future Plans: Open log with her making topiaries, Awkward log in Vriska's apartment, More gardening shananigans with Pyro maybe?

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

Name: Toothless
Canon: How To Train Your Dragon
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 0/5; Love playing him! Find him pretty amusing. Worried that sometimes I need to have him be a little more paranoid around strangers.
Likelihood of Drop: ■■■□□ 0/5; I don't have enough going on with him, since he should be mostly a log character, but I sometimes eel too lazy for prose.
Current Status: Chillin' in Garden Zone 13
Future Plans: Need to have an open log, a log with Dug, and possibly a log with Rookie and the Spartans in which Rookie tries to take him home because man that is a good idea.

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Dug will log with you whenever, loud-black-not-a-bird.

It will be awesome.

They need to have shenanigans. Perhaps someone sends them on a time-wasting errand. IDEK.

[enough-bodybags.livejournal.com]

Name: RED Medic
Canon: Team Fortress 2
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5; This guy will always be strong, thanks to the fact I play as a Medic in TF2 almost every single day.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; At the moment, he's going nowhere.
Current Status: Hmm, he's still getting adjusted and figuring out what he can and can't get away with. Not doing a whole lot right now, but he's around. He's observing for now. I really need an excuse to put him out there and get him more involved.
Future Plans: The only thing I've really got in mind for him is possibly setting up a private practice where he can be a bit of a nut and earn money for doing it. There's also his participating in the paint ball/laser tag war. He might want to have a more realistic war game scenario at some point.

Motoko Kusanagi

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Name: Motoko Kusanagi
Canon: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Muse Strength: ■■■■■ 5/5; Feeling quite confident about things lately. Watch the gods of hubris smack me down.
Likelihood of Drop: ■□□□□ 1/5; Herp derp.
Current Status: Hangin' out in Normandy Haus, pissing off Garrus via method of existing. Going out on the town more often now that she doesn't have to babysit Batou's comatose ass all the damn time. Basically refusing to work for Hypatia, and thus ends up stealing the things she needs— mostly medical supplies. Makin' friends with Thane, messing with CLU, lumping basically everyone into the "too stupid for words" category as usual, ect.
Future Plans: SPACE PROM. Oh my god formal events are not her favorite thing. But, here she goes, anyways— orders and all that. She has no date, unless Batou wakes up in time and she's hoping he doesn't because he always makes these things super awkward.

That plot thing re: Hypatia's system cores and Lev wanting them offline. Should probably get some movement on that, soon.

Possible gun-themed slumber party with Shepard?

[blackcatjiji.livejournal.com]

Name: Jiji
Canon: Kiki's Delivery Service
Muse Strength: ■■■□□ 3/5; I sometimes feel pretty confident about Jiji, but then this situation is so far out of canon references that I often just kind of wing it. I hope I'm not...horrifying.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; Nah, I'm having too much fun.
Current Status: Being sick because he ate basically his own weight in Jun's cooking. Living with the Spartans, making a nuisance of himself, and generally being a cat. No one has yet realized his potential as a spy, which pleases Jiji because he's way too lazy for espionage.
Future Plans: Throw up in Jun's helmet, take long naps in the sun, attend space prom in a bowtie and get drunk by accident when sampling the punch. Give everyone diabeetus from the kitty-ness of it all.