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singularityderp2011-02-07 02:35 pm
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RELEASE THE EVIL
Kink Meme 2.0
Same rules as last time.
post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!
- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!
Same rules as last time.
post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!
- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!
Most Certainly Not in a Flushed State of Mind [2/2]
And then she starts rambling.
"I am unaware of the proper protocol for dealing with contusions on the tongue. Especially not human tongues. I apologize. I should have warned you. I didn't think that this entire situation would occur and I possibly should have planned for it but wait that sounds rather disturbing, planning a scenario in which one ends up kissing a human male for whom the feelings are strictly platonic and..." For once she is at a loss for words, her hands tightly folded and her cheeks slowly gaining a light tinge of jade beneath gray skin.
"Uhm... Kanaya that's... It's..." Jaime grasps at straws, not knowing how to explain to 'oh God what does six solar sweeps even equal in human years and how do I even word this?'
"That was a kiss."
Kanaya's eyebrows knit together and she looks at him in confusion. "I know what a kiss is, Jaime. I was mostly trying to clear up a possible romantic misunderstanding in that I'm not really," she purses her lips in thought, "seeking out a partner for the flush quadrant currently."
"What?"
"I believe humans equate it to love? It is the only romantic quadrant you have."
"It's alright I," He screeches to a halt before he says 'have a girlfriend', replacing it with "am not looking for that either."
"Oh. So we can still be friends?"
"Uh. Yeah. Definitely. Still friends. Right..."
They stand there for several minutes, looking anywhere but at each other. Kanaya plays with the fabric of her dress, running her hands across the shimmering pink material while Jaime rubs the back of his neck.
"I have to," Kanaya starts and loses her sophistication half way through. "Bathroom."
"Yeah, no, it's cool go ahead." Jaime waves her on with a hand motion.
"It's just... make-up," she murmurs, pulling out her ever-present tube of lipstick to show to him. He blinks and raises an eyebrow. She shifts in place, jade blush growing more intense before she carefully backs away and walks as fast as she can to the bathroom without breaking into a jog.
Jaime looks around, making sure no one is watching, before ducking his head down and swiping the back of his hand across his lips. He stares at the traces of black lipstick smeared across his hand, and then a jovial hand claps him hard between the shoulder blades and it's owner shouts a congratulations. Jaime, for a brief moment, sincerely wishes he hadn't been taught not to hit drunken assholes when he was younger.
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