RELEASE THE EVIL

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Kink Meme 2.0

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[2/2 i did. jesus just when i thought i could sink no lower]

[shipper]

The entire situation was easily tuned out until she sidled up next to him to hand over the mug and failed to return to her original spot. She seemed entirely unaware of the look it elicited, too busy relating the acme of some hunting story. Upon its conclusion the storyteller laid her head on his shoulder and fell silent, now absorbed in her own tea.

Unable to dredge up any past experience that could serve him well here, Davesprite allowed several moments to pass in silence. What the hell was he supposed to do, make some kind of sardonic comment on the porcelain? Deciding that he had to do something besides sit there like a feathery plush toy, he acted just as Nepeta looked up again at him from her now-finished tea.

He leaned down and kissed her.

The act seemed to rob her of the ability to speak. She simply gaped at him as her face turned an interesting shade of deep green (not that there was room for judgement; he could only image what his face looked like). He smirked, high off both the kiss and finally having the upper hand in this encounter.

"Hey, don't give me that look - you brought this on yourself. Should've known better, getting this close to the danger zone."

Not waiting to gauge her reaction to this new development, he kissed her again. This time it was slower, giving Nepeta the chance to do something besides blush. Which she did, to his great surprise; winding her arms around the back of his neck, she dipped his head lower to deepen the kiss. Before breaking apart, he swore he heard a low purr in the back of her throat.

There was an awkward pause before Nepeta giggled and beamed triumphantly at him, face still green as a street light.

"See? Aren't you glad I came over?"

She was going to lord her victory just a tiny bit more, but her line of thought was derailed by Davesprite circling his arms around her waist and pulling her closer of his own accord. The faintly amused reply came from somewhere above her head.

"I guess it wasn't such a bad idea. Your china pattern still looks like shit, though."

And as Nepeta gave a yowl in protest, he couldn't help but think that he felt...purretty happy.

Wait, fuck.

[Written to keep my mind off certain updates. YOU CAN BLAME HUSSIE FOR THIS ABOMINATION. God I haven't written fic in forever. orz]

[featheryasshole]

This is better than canon because it is lovely and adorable. You are awesome and you should feel awesome for writing this.

ALSO

One of these days Nepeta and Davesprite need to have a tea party in-game Y/Y

[shipper]

KIDS AND FUN, MAN. Or I guess this would be animal-themed humanoids and fun. WHATEVER THANK YOU.

mfy. She knows where he lives now, there's no escape. Hope he likes earl grey and fucking adorable.

[featheryasshole]

He does like earl grey and fucking adorable. Anything he says to the contrary is a lie.

It will be the most epic tea party of all time. Dave shall be their butler. Davesprite will never live it down.

[shipper]

You can't hide what's inside, orange Dave. She can sense your grumpy lies.

Why would he ever want to? They're just having a nice tea party with a classy butler who may or may not have been pressganged into the whole thing. Nothing wrong here.