[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-02-16 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Characters:
- Lavernia Tucker & Junior || ([livejournal.com profile] has_a_hardline)
- Kanaya Maryam || ([livejournal.com profile] mcfussyfangs)
- HAL 9000 || ([livejournal.com profile] im_sorry_dave)
- Toothless || ([livejournal.com profile] ysonightfurious)
Number of Tracks: 645

Watch me not get to these for a week. :

[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2011-02-16 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Good job Mouse. You managed to choose the Japanese techo-dance remix of the Can-Can.

The tree was on fire. It was on fire because Pyro had tried to teach her how to use a flamethrower and it didn't work out. And then she'd cut it down to save the rest of the forest and now they were running, her carrying the end and him carrying the part closest for the foliage. The leaves were burning too fast, almost catching up.

And then it went over a hill and they were on it running backwards to keep from falling flay on their faces and being crushed under a rolling tree on fire. Somewhere between the bottom of the hill and the river, Pyro flails a little and almost falls off. He laughs and before they hit the water, she thinks 'Ridiculous.'

Then they're in the water, sputtering and clinging to the tree but at least it isn't on fire anymore. Pyro is flailing, panicking and Kanaya has to drag him up so he's straddling the log. He's laughing nervously, trying to calm himself, "I can't wait to write this down in my book."

"Book?"

"Yeah. It's full of really cool deaths."

"Death is no laughing matter," she says in a slightly frantic tone, almost understated for their situation.

"Nah. It's cool alright! It's not like it's permanent." And then they go over the falls and she thinks to herself, 'crazy'.

It turns out to be shorter drop than they expected and the water is shallow at the bottom, thankfully. She helps him dog paddle to shore and they flop down on the ground, thankful it exists. Kanaya decides that this outing, as far is sheer impossibility, silliness and insanity goes, is a success.

"Though I could stand a little less water."

Pyro can't hear her. He's too busy kissing dirt and thanking God it exists.
Edited 2011-02-16 06:43 (UTC)

[identity profile] i-would-kindly.livejournal.com 2011-02-16 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHH THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER /dies
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (brand new day)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-02-16 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Tucker and HAL go for a picnic; 300

Katamari Mambo~ (What the hell MP3 player?)

[identity profile] mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-16 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They're in the middle of a park on a picnic, except eating a sandwich and drinking a beer with a robot who doesn't know you isn't really a picnic, and she's not really sure how the hell this happened to begin with. The station has gone batshit again, except now all the holograms looks like something out of a fucking acid trip. Everything is ridiculously huge and block shaped, and Tucker hasn't seen such shitty graphics since that college lecture she attended on Past Video Games and Their Effects on Human Culture. It bears mentioning, at least in her mind, that this robot had a single red eye and she hates the color almost as much as she hates the team.

Then there's a cheery voice announcing "Dancetime" over the loudspeaker system and as much as she hates this station's A.I., Tucker doubts she would go for this kind of bullshit. A small drone right above them and chirps the message a second time. She aims her gun at it, fed up with this shit, and it fucking melts her gun, the little son of a bitch. A comical but threatening laser cannon juts out of the top of what looks like a flying Roomba, waving around to the beat of the music.

"Mandatory dancing time," it chirps, "or face disintegration."

"How in the fuck?"

But the robot next to her is already dancing, a step forward, a bent knee and a sway of the hips that looks so pointlessly ridiculous and she hunches over, trying to breath between bouts of laughter while trying to shake her hips in time with his.
recompiling: (Sheepish)

[personal profile] recompiling 2011-02-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Toothless and Anon, sucky piloting, 21

Tucker and Junior, adorableness, 598

[identity profile] kidfromthevault.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hal and Vaultie <3

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